Brooks Brothers Replaces Harvard With Yale, Adds Columbia

Despair fell upon Cambridge last week when the Yale Daily News gleefully broke the news that Yale’s logo, not Harvard’s, will grace the breasts of polo-clad Ivy superalumni who just can’t bring themselves to swallow the indignation of wearing a Brooks Brothers shirt without tacking on an extra status symbol. Also, from the Brooks Brothers website, it looks like Columbia will be in the line, too.

According to the Yale Daily News, Bloomberg initially misreported the clothing line as including Harvard in an article that has since been removed.

Harvard’s omission doesn’t draw too much sympathy from this blogger, but in order to avoid missing out on that sweet chunk of loyal alumni change feeling left out (again), Dartmouth and Brown should consider tracking down some local artisans for some totally sweet branded hemp parka hoodies, just so alumni can rep their alma maters as they’re walking from their barista jobs to their Subarus.

In case your calendar wasn’t already circled, highlighted, and gel pen-starred, the Brooks Brother line is dropping August 15.

14 Responses to “Brooks Brothers Replaces Harvard With Yale, Adds Columbia”

  1. nice, but.... Says:
    What did you guys add that Gawker didn’t report four days ago? I’d say you subtracted, if anything…

  2. not quite Says:

    Gawker never reported that Columbia had been added.

  3. brown14 Says:

    Why do the kids who run this site always knock Brown? BROWN IS AWESOME. Why else would our acceptance rate by 9%? 

    Anyway, aren’t we Ivies supposed to gang up on Cornell? 

  4. Anonymous Says:

    Blame Emma Watson

  5. obviously Says:

    “Anyway, aren’t we Ivies supposed to gang up on Cornell?”

    Maybe cause Cornell’s on the list? duh?
    Besides, Brown’s just too ez to make fun of. 

  6. but Says:

    aren’t these sweaters just like the varsity letter sweaters athletes get?

  7. Brown 13.5 Says:

    Since when did being included with Alabama and Ohio State become prestigious? 

  8. Trollolol Says:

    Since when do you think Brown is prestigious?

  9. Jon Mack Says:

    Not quite the kind of discrimination that stirs empathy.

  10. Guest Says:

    They educate a pretty mean barista in Hanover:

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  12. guest Says:

    Funny the only grads getting jobs to afford BB is MIT. 

  13. pwned Says:

    you mean MIT grads like this guy?

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