Dartmouth Administrators Side with Moose Over Keggy in Battle of Unofficial Mascots
When I read this Dartblog post about administrators throwing their weight behind the “Dartmoose” instead of the greatest unofficial mascot of all time, Keggy the Keg, I immediately came away with a bad taste in my Dart-mouth. (I’ll take “Terrible Puns” for $200, Alex!)
Yes, it’s true, I’m afraid. In the program from the Class of 2013 Sophomore Family Weekend, Dartmouth encourages families to take photos with the “unofficial school mascot, the Dartmoose,” in front of Baker Tower. There is no mention of Keggy the Keg. What an outrage!
Okay, we get it. Keggy is not exactly the fun-for-the-whole-family mascot that you want in your photo albums. But a moose isn’t much better. (Seriously, how was the Dartmoose endorsed by the student assembly in the first place? Was it those goddamn moose lobbyists?)
This latest news is just another slap-in-the-face to Keggy the Keg, who was keg-napped in 2008 (no joke) and then was given a somewhat frightening makeover in 2009.
Really, though … a moose? Could you imagine if this classic video had been filmed with the Dartmoose instead of Keggy? I shudder at the thought.
