RagTime: Oh My My, TMI Edition

  • Harvard: Crimson writer details crippling addiction to 5-Hour-Energy.
  • Harvard: Authorities stop just shy of calling in the Seals, as seven police departments and the U.S. Secret Service join forces to apprehend a mugging suspect.
  • Yale: Alumnus George W. Bush’s presidential memoir — Kanye, dog poop, some other stuff that didn’t really matter.
  • Dartmouth: Columnist tells everyone to stop being such prudes.
  • Cornell: Columnist tells everyone about her tiny penis.