Naked in Lamont?!

Some Harvard students relieve exam period stress by streaking during Primal Scream, others never quite make it out of the library, and some… do a little bit of both.

According to The Harvard Voice, an unidentified girl began:

taking off article of clothing by article of clothing while studying [in the first floor reading room of Lamont Library]. This has taken place over more than a half hour. She is now down to literally just her underwear.

The Voice reports that, even in the face of a library strip invasion, most unintentional voyeurs maintained their Cambridge cool:

Nobody… reacted. I actually don’t think many people have noticed. Oh, wait… there are multiple girls doing it. I think, at least five. This girl across from me is the least afraid and got down to bra and panties first. But another one just took her shirt off and three more are definitely on their way.

Then all of a sudden:

The one that started it just got up to go to the cafe or bathroom or something… in an effing thong. Okay, I’m no longer the only one noticing. Finally the shocked reactions you’d expect.

Though HUPD overlooks nudity in the Yard during Primal Scream, they came down hard and fast on exposed exam study:

Cops here…clothes on. HUPD asking the girls for ID’s. I know there are at least six girls involved. By now, everyone knows and finds it hilarious.

And then:

A scream: ‘Yeah, Co-op!’ And a round of applause from the first and second floors of Lamont. The awkward silence of everyone pretending not to notice is broken. Loud whispers from all around. Seven or eight girls total. Possibly one guy as well.

In the end, the girls (and guy!) didn’t have to hand over their IDs, but were instructed to leave Lamont for the night. The Voice speculates that the uncovered undergraduates were residents of the Dudley Co-op – an “alternative housing” arrangement for Harvard undergraduates that has made naked studying in Lamont a bit of an exam period tradition.

Who says Cantabs don’t have any fun?

  • harvs08
    way to report on an old story. half the time students dont even notice but hupd always makes a scene about it.

    (i was def never was ID'd by hupd when i did it, but there was some unwanted oogling.)


    <3 co-op, but why the poor showing male co-opers?
  • harvard07
    What's with the breathless reporting? The Dudley Coop Lamont strip pre-primal scream has existed for at least a decade.
  • thipster
    I agree wholeheartedly with B. The editors are basically lazy. There's no sense of consistency. It's obvious that they only volunteered to do the work to put it on their résumés.
  • @Harvard
    Your students seem ugly and weak. Not to mention a sausage fest. I feel bad for the girls in Cambridge.
  • B
    @H'09
    You're missing the point. No one is particularly arguing with the superiority of the primal scream - it's awesome. The problem is just that this editorial board doesn't seem to understand what it's job should be.

    The Ivy League is only eight schools - that's really a tiny number. First, the editors should know these eight schools inside out. Ivy League students are relatively vain, so the schools' wikipedia pages are pretty complete. One or two days of intense studying and they'll be set. Then, when students get naked in a library, they can go 'oh, it's like what they do at Brown and Yale - look at our previous coverage'. See, that's what would make this a blog about the Ivy League rather than an aggregation of stories about the individual Ivy League schools (mostly Yale).

    Second, the blog shouldn't need to draw its posts from tips. There are plenty of readily RSS-able sources of information at each school. And again, there's only 8 schools. Not that much info to gather.
  • H'09
    @B'11 and @y12
    Wow, Brown does a naked donut giveout in the Roc (which I was at last night) and a 'massive' group of Pundits streak through the library. Big effing deal.

    The coop strip in the library is actually the warmup to Primal Scream, a tradition in which hundreds of undergrads (300-600 depending on year and weather) run naked laps around Harvard Yard at midnight on the night before finals start, cheered on by the remainder of the student body (and several creepy tourists). As far as I'm aware neither of your schools do anything close to that scale, so stfu and go back to being artsy

    Oh, and quit bitching about the topics of posts (unless it's Alex Klein's attempt to put a Yale spin on everything) and why they didn't include certain details. Either submit tips or gtfo
  • B'11
    Brown just had its naked donut run (twice a year, of course), and the cops are there to protect the naked students.

    Big fucking deal, Harvard.
  • dartmouth
    Guys, I'm just really happy that this wasn't a post about Yale's academic calendar or Columbia's lunch menu. Cheers!
  • y12
    why is this anything special/worth posting on here? the Pundits and friends 'streak' through the library the first night every exam period at Yale... and by streak I mean walk at a slow pace because the crowds to see the event are so huge. and there are usually 50-100 people participating, rather than less than 10.
  • B
    Way to not mention the related Brown tradition.
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