Pundits Send Out Secret Society Rosters to All of Yale
In a cleverly disguised email from a faux-Admissions Office account, Yale’s pro-pranksters just made good on their annual tradition of society-curtain-drawing. Interestingly, this year they’ve only gotten their hands on Skull and Bones, Wolf’s Head, and Scroll and Key. We had your backs on this a week or so ago, but the Pundits definitely did it with more style (and also, maybe better information; a handful of names are different than our reports.) For what it’s worth, here’s their take:
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| Yale Students,
We here at the Admissions Office want to thank you all for helping us throw a fantastic Bulldog days - our most successful yet! After getting a great look at all we have to offer here, our pre-freshmen and freshwomen are “choosing Yale!” Accepted students have begun to declare their matriculation, and we’re blowing Harvard and Princeton out of the water! Here are the rankings: |
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| Wolf’s Head (matriculation rate 67%): Rui Bao Kate Berman Logan Greer Rhiana Gunn-Wright Michael Jones Gabrielle Karol Andrew Kolmar Tina Kraja Ellis Ludwig-Leone Chris Magoon Thomas Meyer Caroline Nash Kwaku Osei Allie Ossa Max Walden Victor Wong |
Scroll & Key (60%): Katie Bolling Michael Boyce Silia DeFilippis Jackie Delligatti Stephen Feigenbaum Cory Finley Elisa Gonzalez Andrew Gu Jill Hagey Abraar Karan Ka Mo Lau Grace Needlman Zach Rotholz Emma Sokoloff-Rubin Ben Stango |
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Skull & Bones (63%):
Mallory Baysek
Kevin Beckford
Timeica Bethel
Lily Blair
David Broockman
Lusdymer Pichardo
Nicole De Paz
Jonathan Eng
Kate Grace
Kunal Lunawat
Paul Needham
Jesse Reising
Kaiyuan Wang
Seth Weintraub
Matthew Zuckerman
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