REVEALED – Alpha Delta Phi Hazing at Cornell: Surprise! It’s Awful!
The bros of “literary fraternity” Alpha Delta Phi (yeah, really…) may not be living up to their noble, stated aims. IvyGate has received an exclusive copy of an email sent to this year’s ADPhi pledges, detailing their hazing lineup. We’ve also gotten our hands on an anonymous report of the night’s disgusting, dehumanizing festivities.
The young pledges were:
- Forced to chug a slurry of dogfood, tabasco sauce, and sour cream;
- Run relay races, while blackout drunk, through the great halls of the ADPhi manor–filled with flour, beer, and water–while being pelted with dodgeballs;
- Jog naked laps outside the house in the below-freezing Ithaca winter;
- Stand outside in a “lineup” for two hours, with only a shirt, jacket, tie and slacks.
Brotherhood and ritual abuse FTW!
ADPhi bros: we hope you successfully vented all of your testosterone/closeted-homoeroticism/self-esteem-issues/meathead aggression on these defenseless freshmen. We don’t want to see exploding sweatpants in the back-row at lecture.
Defenseless freshmen: Remember when Pike–that other frat at your college–poisoned those other defenseless freshmen? Maybe a warning sign…? The experience sure doesn’t sound like, in the words of the ADPhi website, a
process [that] enhances individual self-respect as well as fostering responsibile concern for others within the chapter
I bet hypocrisy tastes even better mixed with dog-food and sour-cream.
Full ADPhi email (fun fact: from a kid I went to high school with!) after the jump:
———- Forwarded message ———-
From: “Alexander Fieldcamp” <aef78@cornell.edu>
Date: Mar 4, 2010 11:42 AM
Subject: LINEUP TONIGHT
To: <alphadeltaphipledges2010@googlegroups.com>Its that time again boys, with new rules.
Be at the bottom of Alpha Delta Phi Drive at 9:10 PM tonight, and each of us must have:
-1 pack of cigs
-1 lighter
-gum
-2 quarters
-a helmet and a cup (as in the kind lacrosse and hockey players wear)
-shaving cream
-porn (can be magazine or video… extra points if you find Pirates 2 (can be downloaded and burned))
-Dog food
-either a 6-pack of beer or a bottle of liquor/wine (should be something YOU want to drink)
-Protocol attire, but WEAR SNEAKERSThe pledge class as a whole must have these items:
-1 LARGE bottle of tabasco sauce
-2 cases of beer (NOT keystone)
-2 live small goldfishFigure this shit out ASAP. Everyone should probably give Shep money to buy the booze.
Guys should also take the bus to Dick’s to get anything sporting-related
-Fieldcamp
And the debrief:
Okay, so….
I can tell you what alpha delta phi did with everything.
They made their pledges chug mixtures of dogfood, tabasco sauce, and sour cream.
They then proceeded to fill the great halls of their manor with flour, beer, and water, and made their pledges run relay races drunk while they pelted them with dodgeballs.
Then, they made them run naked laps outside the house.
(And, of course, there was the line up).
