Harvard Prof Combines Coffee and Cigarettes Into One Horrifying Ritual

No need for Red Bull, or Adderall, ever again, studiers! Harvard Professor David Edwards has developed a breathable coffee, sold for $3 for an individual “stick” that is as heavily caffeinated as a shot of espresso. According to his website, Dr. Edwards doesn’t solely limit himself to researching ways to make caffeine consumption even more gross:

David Edwards’ work includes new approaches to treating infectious diseases, as pioneered by the pharmaceutical company Pulmatrix, and the nonprofit MEND; it includes new ways of eating, such as Le Whif.

So, good for him for keeping busy! The New York Post reports that Dylan’s Candy Bar sold out of the “kooky coffee” within hours, although whether “Le Whif” is a short-term phenomenon or something with staying power is anyone’s guess, mainly because, gross, right?

  • Daniel

    I’m going to need a youtube of how to consume this product.

  • Daniel

    I’m going to need a youtube of how to consume this product.

  • lightblueblood12

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl2j8PiegUI

    I hear it works for cocaine as well

  • lightblueblood12

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl2j8PiegUI

    I hear it works for cocaine as well

  • @lightblueblood12

    that model is called Le Sniff

  • @lightblueblood12

    that model is called Le Sniff

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    poignant post. to be truthful i am not sure i got every point completely. but, wanted to step upand leave a note anyway. are you a journalist by vocation?, because your posts are really good.

  • http://ge10cupcoffeemakerandgrinderblog.tumblr.com/ luke

    poignant post. to be truthful i am not sure i got every point completely. but, wanted to step upand leave a note anyway. are you a journalist by vocation?, because your posts are really good.

  • Jake

    how long until 5hr energy comes out with something like this…

  • Jake

    how long until 5hr energy comes out with something like this…

  • @Jake

    too long.

  • @Jake

    too long.

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    What else will they come up with?

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    I thought at first that he had put nicotine in with the coffee!

  • Anonymous

    Why are you calling this a “candy bar”?

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