SEX WEEK AT YALE – YDN Charts Yale’s Sexual Landscape; Extreme Horniness Afoot

Kicking off Sex Week with a bang, the Yale Daily News just released the results of their campus-wide sex survey, and the results are titillating. Yalies have a lot of sex, in a lot of ways, with a lot of people.

According to the poll, 31.2 percent of students have performed or received oral sex within the last week, and 28.5 percent of students have had intercourse within the last week.

Also, just over 5% say they’ve engaged in a ménage à trois. This from a school with a Fetish Fashion show??? After polling 1,770 undergraduates, the copy-hounds at the News have worked up a feature on the results, featuring some sexy, sexy quotes. They range from the hilariously innocuous:

As explained by Sarah Matthes ’13, a large portion of this pattern can potentially be attributed to what is commonly referred to as “DFMO,” short for dance-floor makeout.

To the painfully smug:

“From a single guy’s point of view, I find few things more fun than going out at night and seeing what I can come home with,” Wyper said. “It’s fun. It’s exciting. I’m not looking to fill my empty heart. Wednesday through Saturday you have a pretty decent shot at hooking up with somebody.”

And finally, the frustratedly romantic:

“I think that very few people are actually legitimately happy with the way things are. I sincerely think that,” Ann Chou ’10 said. “I don’t think very many people are satisfied.”

We’ll leave you all to judge for yourself (that is, if you’re not busy with biweekly oral sex) after the jump, with the comprehensive results of the sex survey, featuring detailed statistics on Yalie masturbation, intercourse, three-ways, manual stimulation, relationships, make out seshes, and sluttiness. Consider this foreplay: IvyGate’s Sex Week coverage (from Dr. Suzy to Sasha Grey) will erotically continue in the coming days. Feast your eyes:

Inside Yale’s Sex Scene

(Much thanks to the media-savvy Yale Daily News)

  • dartmouth

    Every schools has a sex week. It’s no big deal. You might as well have posted the daily lunch menu for Branford College and thrown in a few snide quips about it. Please, IvyGate, make this blog interesting again, not just some cheap tabloid “cultural” insert into every author’s favorite college daily.

  • dartmouth

    *school

  • dartmouth

    Every schools has a sex week. It’s no big deal. You might as well have posted the daily lunch menu for Branford College and thrown in a few snide quips about it. Please, IvyGate, make this blog interesting again, not just some cheap tabloid “cultural” insert into every author’s favorite college daily.

  • dartmouth

    *school

  • dartmouth ’11

    dartmouth,
    do you really go to dartmouth? because we don’t have a sex week, actually. or anything close to it. and i’d be surprised if these statistics didn’t interest most college students.

  • dartmouth ’11

    dartmouth,
    do you really go to dartmouth? because we don’t have a sex week, actually. or anything close to it. and i’d be surprised if these statistics didn’t interest most college students.

  • dartmouth

    Every school has a sexual awareness/blah-blah period. Dartmouth has a “sex festival,” hosted by the Center for Women and Gender Studies. In fact, Mr. Klein reported on it just a few months ago in a similarly unenlightening article: http://www.ivygateblog.com/2009/12/trojan-ivy-league-sexual-health-flaccid-and-unsatisfying-mostly/

  • dartmouth

    Every school has a sexual awareness/blah-blah period. Dartmouth has a “sex festival,” hosted by the Center for Women and Gender Studies. In fact, Mr. Klein reported on it just a few months ago in a similarly unenlightening article: http://www.ivygateblog.com/2009/12/trojan-ivy-league-sexual-health-flaccid-and-unsatisfying-mostly/

  • Daniel D'Addario

    !! Sasha Grey will be there !!

    Urrybody should go see “The Girlfriend Experience”; I think it’s still on Netflix Watch Instantly.

  • Daniel D'Addario

    !! Sasha Grey will be there !!

    Urrybody should go see “The Girlfriend Experience”; I think it’s still on Netflix Watch Instantly.

  • dartmouth ’11

    the dartmouth “sex festival” is a 2-hour event about sexual health complete with performances by a capella/dance groups. that is nothing comparable to yale’s devoting an entire week to sex, not to mention the school newspaper conducting a comprehensive study on the sexual practices of its students. there’s nothing risque or sexy about dartmouth’s sexfest at all, nor do they explore any aspect of the sex culture that actually exists at the school.

  • dartmouth ’11

    the dartmouth “sex festival” is a 2-hour event about sexual health complete with performances by a capella/dance groups. that is nothing comparable to yale’s devoting an entire week to sex, not to mention the school newspaper conducting a comprehensive study on the sexual practices of its students. there’s nothing risque or sexy about dartmouth’s sexfest at all, nor do they explore any aspect of the sex culture that actually exists at the school.

  • Dartmouth ’12

    That’s cause Dartmouth has sex terms?
    I’d love to see the stats for Dartmouth though.

  • Dartmouth ’12

    That’s cause Dartmouth has sex terms?
    I’d love to see the stats for Dartmouth though.

  • @dartmouth

    i can definitely understand your outrage over yet another article about yale. even as a yalie, im kind of disappointed with how disproportionately this blog has covered yale in the past few weeks.

    but, i can assure you that sex week is unique. do you bring in hoards or porn stars to host panel discussions at dartmouth? do you have seminars on fetishes in which they give out sex toys? if so, consider my defense of this post retracted. if not, shut the hell up.

  • @dartmouth

    i can definitely understand your outrage over yet another article about yale. even as a yalie, im kind of disappointed with how disproportionately this blog has covered yale in the past few weeks.

    but, i can assure you that sex week is unique. do you bring in hoards or porn stars to host panel discussions at dartmouth? do you have seminars on fetishes in which they give out sex toys? if so, consider my defense of this post retracted. if not, shut the hell up.

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    I hope our school here in our country will have this Sexual Awareness week too.