UPDATE: Student Uproar Over Dartmouth Alcohol Crackdown Sweeps Interwebs

When it rains, it pours. Dartmouth better brace itself for a real, non-lame student uprising. In the few hours since the sting operation announcement, Dartmouth chat board boredatbaker.com has exploded with anti-police vitriol and mobilization schemes. Check it out: the posts are flooding in as we write. Some highlights:

like if this shit is enforced, it’s over. dartmouth social life as we know it is over.

a frat brother needs to apply to be a sting agent to infiltrate the operation, learn the rules, and see how its done

FUCK THE PO-LICE. I forsee a student uprising so big it’ll make the 7 years war look like a bar fight. And I bet Chief Nick Giaccone can barely hide his boner when talking about the proposed ‘sting operation.’ Seriously dude youre up against a bunch of drunk teenagers not the mafia.

I GOT PEANUT BUTTER ON MY DICK!!!!!!!!!

Mature dialogue indeed. Then again, lots of posters are reminding us that the traditional Dartmouth shitshow Winter Carnival is coming up. Great timing, popo.

In the meantime, the Facebook group “Students Against Hanover Police Alcohol Policy” has shot up to 655 980 1792 members (42% of the undergraduate population), and is gaining by the second. The group puts two-and-two together:

This would, in effect, close down the frats into strictly members only events, and there would cease to be open parties or even open front doors on any night of the week.

Finally, Dartmouthians internet-over are resorting to the ultimate trump card: Police Chief Nicholas Giaccone’s contact info, lovingly reproduced below.

PoliceChief@hanovernh.org, Nicholas Giaccone, Barnard Road, Grantham NH, 603 863 8375

Do with that what you will, Dartmouth, and keep checking back here for continued coverage. Thanks for the tips. We’re with you in spirit; though, for now, not “spirits.” We don’t want to end up in jail.

  • Dmouth Kegger

    This is some Harry Potter, Dolores Umbridge type shit.

    NO ONE RAGES ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!

    Lest the Old Traditions Fail!!!!!!

  • Dmouth Kegger

    This is some Harry Potter, Dolores Umbridge type shit.

    NO ONE RAGES ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!

    Lest the Old Traditions Fail!!!!!!

  • their old undying faith

    Roughly 20% of Dartmouth undergrads have already joined the Facebook group.

  • their old undying faith

    Roughly 20% of Dartmouth undergrads have already joined the Facebook group.

  • Wow

    I’m still confused as to how they plan to execute this plan. Is it that they’re making underage kids pretend as if they were dartmouth students? WTf does that mean?

  • Wow

    I’m still confused as to how they plan to execute this plan. Is it that they’re making underage kids pretend as if they were dartmouth students? WTf does that mean?

  • DmouthPatriot

    Good morning. In less than an hour, [ALCOHOLICS] from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest [BLACKOUT TRAIN] in the history of mankind. “Mankind.” That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the Fourth of [FEBRUARY], and you will once again be fighting for our freedom… Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of [FEBRUARY] will no longer be known as an [GREEK] holiday, but as the day [DARTMOUTH] declared in one voice: “We will not go quietly into the night!” We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

  • DmouthPatriot

    Good morning. In less than an hour, [ALCOHOLICS] from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest [BLACKOUT TRAIN] in the history of mankind. “Mankind.” That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the Fourth of [FEBRUARY], and you will once again be fighting for our freedom… Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of [FEBRUARY] will no longer be known as an [GREEK] holiday, but as the day [DARTMOUTH] declared in one voice: “We will not go quietly into the night!” We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

  • Responsible Fratboy
  • Responsible Fratboy
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    UNITED WE STUMBLE, DIVIDED WE FALL

  • 12

    UNITED WE STUMBLE, DIVIDED WE FALL