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RagTime: Wile E. Coyote Edition

by Daniel D'Addario | February 8, 2010 at 9:43 am

Yale: The plight of the college student in this alcohol raid-y world: ““I was dancing, having a good time, and now I’m not.”
Columbia: COYOTE FEVER!
Cornell: Now downtown Ithaca has a pharmacy — it’s to the left of the tumbleweed rolling slowly down the street, and to the right of literally nothing.
Princeton: If you don’t go to Princeton, this article about eating clubs gets more perplexing the longer you stare at it.
Harvard: Justin Timberlake accepts Hasty Pudding prize, does not reference any plans for a third album. Maybe he’ll exclusively accept awards for the rest of his career!