Peanut Gallery Weighs In On Yale Penis Disparity
The following screen grab arrived in the IvyGate tips box recently, with this commentary: “Yalies discuss the participants of the Naked Run that occurs at the end of Reading Week in Bass Library. All men. On Facebook. Publicly.”
Neato discussion, guys. Our turn!
I’m of two minds here. On the one hand, the application of multivariate statistics to observed penis sizes at the Ivy League schools seems a worthy scholarly endeavor, and would probably break all IvyGate comment records. (Laura likes this!) On the other hand, while I can’t be certain, this Facebook thread reads like a peanut gallery commenting on the action, as opposed to chatter by people who had actually participated in the naked run themselves. And that is something I cannot condone.
Either you’re in or you’re out, guys! Either strip down and join in the craziness — the cathartic release at finals time, the thrill that comes from wondering if the goofy kid jiggling next to you will be a goddamn United States senator some day — or stay out of it! Consider yourselves on notice. I blurred out your names (don’t dime these guys out in the comments, please, readers) but Yale probably knows who you are. And next run, we’ll be watching.
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December 19th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
This site is noticeably more gay than it used to be.
December 19th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
I don’t think this Trevor fellow is in a ‘real’ major. A standard deviation has nothing to do with anything. If every penis he saw was 7 or 8 inches long then the standard deviation would be almost zero. What’s worse is no one straight up called him out. I’m going to assume he’s not a Yale kid, because what shame he’s brought to our Ivy League. Learn some math.
December 19th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Everyone involved in this conversation is a huge tool (except for Brian). Really unfortunate they’re representing Yale.
December 19th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
these kids are literally some of the biggest losers at yale, which is saying a lot
December 20th, 2009 at 3:54 am
I find this pretty funny
December 20th, 2009 at 5:10 am
Oh, TWags.
December 20th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
yeah, and learn some biology. jharrett in the sixth (original) comment pegs it: spiking your adrenaline levels with public nudity doesn’t do a lot for penis size. trevor needs some more experience with showers and growers.
December 20th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Also, there is no application of “multivariate” statistics here. The discussion concerns only one variable–penis size. I want to return to the days when IvyGate was smart, rather than a verbal circle jerk among a few disaffected B-list ex-rag-staffers with inflated egos.
December 20th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
psh, they don’t even get donuts. lame.
December 22nd, 2009 at 6:55 am
Seriously grow a pair and actually participate in the naked run. Otherwise don’t judge those who do. While you judge us we judge you for just sitting and watching. Also it’s even bolder for a guy with a small dick to do the run. If anything, he should be admired.
December 23rd, 2009 at 12:58 am
some of us sit and watch to support/lovingly laugh at our friends! and to get candy! so, classmate, you shouldn’t be judging us for sitting and watching, and, non-yalie-writer-following-the-trend-of-writing-shit-about-yale-traditions-that-you-clearly-don’t-understand-or-care-to-research, saying “strip down or stay out of it” is stupid; it’s cathartic for everyone.
December 30th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
I thought two inches was normal….