Peanut Gallery Weighs In On Yale Penis Disparity

by | December 19, 2009 at 2:07 pm

The following screen grab arrived in the IvyGate tips box recently, with this commentary: “Yalies discuss the participants of the Naked Run that occurs at the end of Reading Week in Bass Library.  All men.  On Facebook.  Publicly.”

Naked Run

Neato discussion, guys. Our turn!

I’m of two minds here. On the one hand, the application of multivariate statistics to observed penis sizes at the Ivy League schools seems a worthy scholarly endeavor, and would probably break all IvyGate comment records. (Laura likes this!) On the other hand, while I can’t be certain, this Facebook thread reads like a peanut gallery commenting on the action, as opposed to chatter by people who had actually participated in the naked run themselves. And that is something I cannot condone.

Either you’re in or you’re out, guys! Either strip down and join in the craziness — the cathartic release at finals time, the thrill that comes from wondering if the goofy kid jiggling next to you will be a goddamn United States senator some day — or stay out of it! Consider yourselves on notice. I blurred out your names (don’t dime these guys out in the comments, please, readers) but Yale probably knows who you are. And next run, we’ll be watching.

 
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  • el dongo verde

    This site is noticeably more gay than it used to be.

  • el dongo verde

    This site is noticeably more gay than it used to be.

  • javacodeguy

    I don’t think this Trevor fellow is in a ‘real’ major. A standard deviation has nothing to do with anything. If every penis he saw was 7 or 8 inches long then the standard deviation would be almost zero. What’s worse is no one straight up called him out. I’m going to assume he’s not a Yale kid, because what shame he’s brought to our Ivy League. Learn some math.

  • javacodeguy

    I don’t think this Trevor fellow is in a ‘real’ major. A standard deviation has nothing to do with anything. If every penis he saw was 7 or 8 inches long then the standard deviation would be almost zero. What’s worse is no one straight up called him out. I’m going to assume he’s not a Yale kid, because what shame he’s brought to our Ivy League. Learn some math.

  • y10

    Everyone involved in this conversation is a huge tool (except for Brian). Really unfortunate they’re representing Yale.

  • y10

    Everyone involved in this conversation is a huge tool (except for Brian). Really unfortunate they’re representing Yale.

  • mannn

    these kids are literally some of the biggest losers at yale, which is saying a lot

  • mannn

    these kids are literally some of the biggest losers at yale, which is saying a lot

  • actually

    I find this pretty funny

  • actually

    I find this pretty funny

  • Trevor Wagener

    Oh, TWags.

  • y10

    yeah, and learn some biology. jharrett in the sixth (original) comment pegs it: spiking your adrenaline levels with public nudity doesn’t do a lot for penis size. trevor needs some more experience with showers and growers.

  • y10

    yeah, and learn some biology. jharrett in the sixth (original) comment pegs it: spiking your adrenaline levels with public nudity doesn’t do a lot for penis size. trevor needs some more experience with showers and growers.

  • asdf

    Also, there is no application of “multivariate” statistics here. The discussion concerns only one variable–penis size. I want to return to the days when IvyGate was smart, rather than a verbal circle jerk among a few disaffected B-list ex-rag-staffers with inflated egos.

  • asdf

    Also, there is no application of “multivariate” statistics here. The discussion concerns only one variable–penis size. I want to return to the days when IvyGate was smart, rather than a verbal circle jerk among a few disaffected B-list ex-rag-staffers with inflated egos.

  • Brown12

    psh, they don’t even get donuts. lame.

  • Brown12

    psh, they don’t even get donuts. lame.

  • Yale2012

    Seriously grow a pair and actually participate in the naked run. Otherwise don’t judge those who do. While you judge us we judge you for just sitting and watching. Also it’s even bolder for a guy with a small dick to do the run. If anything, he should be admired.

  • Yale2012

    Seriously grow a pair and actually participate in the naked run. Otherwise don’t judge those who do. While you judge us we judge you for just sitting and watching. Also it’s even bolder for a guy with a small dick to do the run. If anything, he should be admired.

  • y12

    some of us sit and watch to support/lovingly laugh at our friends! and to get candy! so, classmate, you shouldn’t be judging us for sitting and watching, and, non-yalie-writer-following-the-trend-of-writing-shit-about-yale-traditions-that-you-clearly-don’t-understand-or-care-to-research, saying “strip down or stay out of it” is stupid; it’s cathartic for everyone.

  • y12

    some of us sit and watch to support/lovingly laugh at our friends! and to get candy! so, classmate, you shouldn’t be judging us for sitting and watching, and, non-yalie-writer-following-the-trend-of-writing-shit-about-yale-traditions-that-you-clearly-don’t-understand-or-care-to-research, saying “strip down or stay out of it” is stupid; it’s cathartic for everyone.

  • lildick

    I thought two inches was normal….

  • lildick

    I thought two inches was normal….

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    To get naked and run in the library is the craziest thing to do but for gays that would be a lot of fun.