Secret Mega-Steamy Affair Emails BCC’ed To All Of Cornell Business School

by Robyn Schneider | November 6, 2009 at 6:12 pm

tmeRemember that one time you hit ‘reply all’ and the entire Undergraduate Assembly found out you were going to be 10 minutes late because of an emergency GYN appointment? Um, me neither.

Picture the worst email gaffe you ever made, and magnify that times a thousand, because a Cornell Business School tech consultant just made the worst email error of all time. According to Guest of A Guest, tech consultant John accidentally passed on a ridiculously steamy email exchange with his mistress Lisa (who is also a Cornell Business School employee) to the entire freaking school. They’re both married. They’re both so, so screwed. And they’re both, um, apparently fans of tickling and tasting each other’s naughty bits.

you bring me right to the edge of release, over and over and over again, yet each time I’m denied, and fiendishly tickled even more???

Pictures of these two fiendish ticklers, and the best bits of their email exchange, after the jump:

From: John
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 1:32 PM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE:

GOOD LORD HAVE MERCY ON ME!!!

And by this method, you bring me right to the edge of release, over and over and over again, yet each time I’m denied,and fiendishly tickled even more???

I don’t think I’ll survive!!! :)

From: Lisa
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 1:23 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

I see me sitting in your lap straddling, really.facing you with my legs draped over your restrained arms and then wrapped around you and your chair holding you in place you’re pinned and unable to move. I’m leaning back ever so slightly with my hands braced on your desk, helping me to grind my pussy against you.

From: John
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 1:21 PM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE:

OH DEAR GOD HELP ME!!!

You are pushing buttons that are getting me WAY TOO FUCKING HORNY for being stuck at work!!!

And just WHAT am I supposed to do now??? I can practically FEEL your torturous little fingernails flitting across my stomach, and they’re making me ACHE with the desire for RELEASE!!! :)

These two may have the best sex ever, but damn do they have the worst luck. Can’t you just picture the nubile Lisa and sensuous John? No? Well…how about now:

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Right, we’ll leave it at that. You can find the entire email exchange (oh, there is so much more) here.

 
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  • Camille

    Are students at Cornell are to be judged by operative’s member’s flaws?, I would argue Harvard’s (small) Enron’s flaw speak louder then. How stupid is to judge an entire community based one of its members (not that these two people were educated at the school), that would be like saying that all americans are greedy unethic pigs to be blamed for world’s crisis.

  • Camille

    Are students at Cornell are to be judged by operative’s member’s flaws?, I would argue Harvard’s (small) Enron’s flaw speak louder then. How stupid is to judge an entire community based one of its members (not that these two people were educated at the school), that would be like saying that all americans are greedy unethic pigs to be blamed for world’s crisis.

  • projected27th

    Camille, this isn’t about Cornell. This is about these two. The only reason Cornell matters is because IvyGate wants to know what’s going on in the Ivy League.

    And by the way, how the heck are they able to send an email to the entire school? I can only email an entire listserv if I’ve been given admin privileges.

  • projected27th

    Camille, this isn’t about Cornell. This is about these two. The only reason Cornell matters is because IvyGate wants to know what’s going on in the Ivy League.

    And by the way, how the heck are they able to send an email to the entire school? I can only email an entire listserv if I’ve been given admin privileges.

  • Vince

    My question is how do you send an email to the whole school by mistake?
    My guess is that somebody got hold of this email, and sent it to the whole school on purpose, out of spite, or for entertainment!

  • Vince

    My question is how do you send an email to the whole school by mistake?
    My guess is that somebody got hold of this email, and sent it to the whole school on purpose, out of spite, or for entertainment!

  • @Camille

    I wasn’t judging Cornell before you posted your insecurity-ridden response to an accusation no one made.

  • @Camille

    I wasn’t judging Cornell before you posted your insecurity-ridden response to an accusation no one made.

  • CornellStudent

    This wasn’t sent to the entire university; it was forwarded to a large listserv within the Johnson School accidentally by “Lisa.” It is interesting (sad?) that someone sent it to Guest of a Guest within minutes of it happening, though.

  • CornellStudent

    This wasn’t sent to the entire university; it was forwarded to a large listserv within the Johnson School accidentally by “Lisa.” It is interesting (sad?) that someone sent it to Guest of a Guest within minutes of it happening, though.

  • C’11

    The effect of this story is strongly lowered by the fact that they’re both ugly. YES, even for their age.

  • C’11

    The effect of this story is strongly lowered by the fact that they’re both ugly. YES, even for their age.

  • elise
  • elise
  • C’mon IVYGATE

    C’mon IVYgate whats with the lack of postings? There is a sh’ton of stuff going on. Pick it up!!

  • C’mon IVYGATE

    C’mon IVYgate whats with the lack of postings? There is a sh’ton of stuff going on. Pick it up!!

  • Ok, go

    Ok, I have to give you some credit on this one. This was a good post. Credit is due. Lets see some more of these, more often.

  • Ok, go

    Ok, I have to give you some credit on this one. This was a good post. Credit is due. Lets see some more of these, more often.

  • Someone in the know

    You people make me sick. This is a person’s life you are broadcasting all over the internet. Sure he made a big mistake, but its none of your f*cking business.

  • Someone in the know

    You people make me sick. This is a person’s life you are broadcasting all over the internet. Sure he made a big mistake, but its none of your f*cking business.

  • EL

    it sucks for the woman she wasn’t even the one who made the mistake

  • EL

    it sucks for the woman she wasn’t even the one who made the mistake

  • Nub

    In response to “Someone in the know”.

    Then why are you here? Hypocrites generally say stupid things so I’m not surprised by your stupid comment.

  • Nub

    In response to “Someone in the know”.

    Then why are you here? Hypocrites generally say stupid things so I’m not surprised by your stupid comment.

  • Somone not in the know

    lol.

  • Somone not in the know

    lol.

  • Cornell ’10

    Camille, you’re missing the point, I hope you’re not in the Hotel School or ILR.

  • Cornell ’10

    Camille, you’re missing the point, I hope you’re not in the Hotel School or ILR.

  • and?

    Who gives a shit about unimportant, ugly people an unimportant school?

  • and?

    Who gives a shit about unimportant, ugly people an unimportant school?

  • P10

    i think it’s good to see a married couple that still wants one another that way

  • P10

    i think it’s good to see a married couple that still wants one another that way

  • Y’10

    @PC10 They’re married – to other people! And yes, he’s, um, aesthetically challenged. Eugh! But as “Vince” says, it’s quite possible someone else hacked into her mail and forwarded it out of malice…

  • Y’10

    @PC10 They’re married – to other people! And yes, he’s, um, aesthetically challenged. Eugh! But as “Vince” says, it’s quite possible someone else hacked into her mail and forwarded it out of malice…

  • Keebs

    Few thingys… Its very easy to do a bulk email to an entire organization or entity(s) within an organization. It could be as simple as *@name.co# replace the # w/an m. It was changed so it doesnt lite up. My morbid curiousity wants to see more pix (clothed of course). Man I’d hate to have to explain that faux pas..

  • Keebs

    Few thingys… Its very easy to do a bulk email to an entire organization or entity(s) within an organization. It could be as simple as *@name.co# replace the # w/an m. It was changed so it doesnt lite up. My morbid curiousity wants to see more pix (clothed of course). Man I’d hate to have to explain that faux pas..

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