Secret Mega-Steamy Affair Emails BCC’ed To All Of Cornell Business School
Remember that one time you hit ‘reply all’ and the entire Undergraduate Assembly found out you were going to be 10 minutes late because of an emergency GYN appointment? Um, me neither.
Picture the worst email gaffe you ever made, and magnify that times a thousand, because a Cornell Business School tech consultant just made the worst email error of all time. According to Guest of A Guest, tech consultant John accidentally passed on a ridiculously steamy email exchange with his mistress Lisa (who is also a Cornell Business School employee) to the entire freaking school. They’re both married. They’re both so, so screwed. And they’re both, um, apparently fans of tickling and tasting each other’s naughty bits.
you bring me right to the edge of release, over and over and over again, yet each time I’m denied, and fiendishly tickled even more???
Pictures of these two fiendish ticklers, and the best bits of their email exchange, after the jump:
From: John
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 1:32 PM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE:GOOD LORD HAVE MERCY ON ME!!!
And by this method, you bring me right to the edge of release, over and over and over again, yet each time I’m denied,and fiendishly tickled even more???
I don’t think I’ll survive!!!
From: Lisa
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 1:23 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:
I see me sitting in your lap straddling, really.facing you with my legs draped over your restrained arms and then wrapped around you and your chair holding you in place you’re pinned and unable to move. I’m leaning back ever so slightly with my hands braced on your desk, helping me to grind my pussy against you.
From: John
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 1:21 PM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE:OH DEAR GOD HELP ME!!!
You are pushing buttons that are getting me WAY TOO FUCKING HORNY for being stuck at work!!!
And just WHAT am I supposed to do now??? I can practically FEEL your torturous little fingernails flitting across my stomach, and they’re making me ACHE with the desire for RELEASE!!!
These two may have the best sex ever, but damn do they have the worst luck. Can’t you just picture the nubile Lisa and sensuous John? No? Well…how about now:
Right, we’ll leave it at that. You can find the entire email exchange (oh, there is so much more) here.
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November 6th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Are students at Cornell are to be judged by operative’s member’s flaws?, I would argue Harvard’s (small) Enron’s flaw speak louder then. How stupid is to judge an entire community based one of its members (not that these two people were educated at the school), that would be like saying that all americans are greedy unethic pigs to be blamed for world’s crisis.
November 6th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
Camille, this isn’t about Cornell. This is about these two. The only reason Cornell matters is because IvyGate wants to know what’s going on in the Ivy League.
And by the way, how the heck are they able to send an email to the entire school? I can only email an entire listserv if I’ve been given admin privileges.
November 7th, 2009 at 10:35 am
My question is how do you send an email to the whole school by mistake?
My guess is that somebody got hold of this email, and sent it to the whole school on purpose, out of spite, or for entertainment!
November 7th, 2009 at 11:29 am
I wasn’t judging Cornell before you posted your insecurity-ridden response to an accusation no one made.
November 7th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
This wasn’t sent to the entire university; it was forwarded to a large listserv within the Johnson School accidentally by “Lisa.” It is interesting (sad?) that someone sent it to Guest of a Guest within minutes of it happening, though.
November 7th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
The effect of this story is strongly lowered by the fact that they’re both ugly. YES, even for their age.
November 7th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
DMouth’s C. Everett Koop’s freak letter shut down Harry Reid’s office.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2009/11/exsurgeon_generals_letter_shut.html
http://thedartmouth.com/2009/11/06/news/koop/
November 8th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
C’mon IVYgate whats with the lack of postings? There is a sh’ton of stuff going on. Pick it up!!
November 9th, 2009 at 10:43 am
Ok, I have to give you some credit on this one. This was a good post. Credit is due. Lets see some more of these, more often.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:55 am
You people make me sick. This is a person’s life you are broadcasting all over the internet. Sure he made a big mistake, but its none of your f*cking business.
November 9th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
it sucks for the woman she wasn’t even the one who made the mistake
November 9th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
In response to “Someone in the know”.
Then why are you here? Hypocrites generally say stupid things so I’m not surprised by your stupid comment.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
lol.
November 10th, 2009 at 2:35 am
Camille, you’re missing the point, I hope you’re not in the Hotel School or ILR.
November 10th, 2009 at 3:57 am
Who gives a shit about unimportant, ugly people an unimportant school?
November 10th, 2009 at 4:13 am
i think it’s good to see a married couple that still wants one another that way
November 10th, 2009 at 4:24 am
@PC10 They’re married – to other people! And yes, he’s, um, aesthetically challenged. Eugh! But as “Vince” says, it’s quite possible someone else hacked into her mail and forwarded it out of malice…
November 10th, 2009 at 9:26 am
Few thingys… Its very easy to do a bulk email to an entire organization or entity(s) within an organization. It could be as simple as *@name.co# replace the # w/an m. It was changed so it doesnt lite up. My morbid curiousity wants to see more pix (clothed of course). Man I’d hate to have to explain that faux pas..