Princeton Freshmen Girls Dub Themselves “The Tribe,” People Act Like They’re Actually Surprised
People who think the surreal but entertaining high school drama of bad teen movies end after “Pomp and Circumstance” stops playing obviously haven’t been to Princeton. An anonymous source recently called out a group of freshman girls who have been referring to themselves as “The Tribe” around campus. Perhaps trying to fight the widespread notion that Princeton girls are the fugliest in comparison with the sexier Ivies by proclaiming themselves as the hottest girls at Princeton, Regina George and company appear to be taking full advantage of rush week and using their marketing prowess to gain entry into one of the exclusive sororities on campus (cross your fingers for Kappa!). Apparently, the girls not only seek exclusivity in social organizations, but also in choice of sexual partners, according to the source, who claims:
They have decided that they are so hot that they will only hook up with legacies and athletes.
Feign surprise at Princeton exclusivity after the jump.
The tipster goes on to say:
When the girls go to tailgates, the chieftess wears white and all of the other girls wear black Princeton t-shirts.
Another incident of stereotypical Princeton self-selection? Shocking. All the fuss seems unjustified; it hasn’t been that long since Princeton’s website advertised themselves as the easiest Ivy to get into, just as long as you can graduate. Neither do they appear to be one of those misinformed elitist Tiger Tools who march around insisting on how interesting they are, nor do they use Hitler scare tactics and refer to themselves as monarchist royalty. If anything, Princeton should appreciate the fact that this gaggle of social climbing Pocahontases is sending desperately needed, legitimate publicity its way.
Mean Girls, and a New Jersey horde at that, really shouldn’t rile up anyone. We just hope one of them starts weather forecasting with her boobs soon.
