Cornell Junior Dies of Swine Flu, Administration Blames Beer Pong

cornell_law_nightA student at the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences has been the first to die of complications of swine flu in the recent outbreak on Cornell’s campus. Warren Schor ’11 of the Zeta Beta Tau fraternity passed away at the Cayuga Medical Center. He was 20 years old.

Although approximately 450 students have presented flu-like symptoms, a representative of the Cornell Flu Line stated in a phone interview yesterday that so far only two students had been conclusively diagnosed with H1N1. Vice President of Communications Tommy Bruce now reports that number at 520. Neighboring Ithaca College has reported at least 18 students are symptomatic.

The Cornell Sun reports that, at the behest of Gannett Health Services, the Inter-Fraternity Council had instated a weeklong moratorium on social events to help prevent the spread of the disease. But, due to a flood of flu-related visits, Gannett also has stopped scheduling routine appointments, so they may just be canceling frat parties to avoid the standard Sunday morning rush for Plan B.

After the jump, the administration’s response: a lesson in hygiene.

UPDATE: Some have questioned whether it’s appropriate to have jokes in the same post that acknowledges a death. No element of this post mocks the deceased or those grieving—in fact, any humor is directed at the administration and their lack of response that precluded the student’s death. However, since we wrote most the post before the death, then updated it afterwards, the tone may now be off. It’s our policy never to take down posts, but as a concession we’ve added a more somber picture and adjusted some language.

Among the University officials in attendance at the IFC’s meeting was Christine Stallman, Cornell’s director of environmental and health safety. She offered the students this advice:

Really the best way to prevent the flu is your own personal hygiene. Make sure your houses have soap.”

Stallmann’s right—you should never take it for granted that a frat house will have soap. In an e-mail excerpted in the Sun, Associate Dean Travis Apgar reached out to the Greek community last Friday, demonstrating his profound knowledge of those crazy kids today with their drinking games:

…keep in mind that some of the more popular ways in which to enjoy a beverage, including games like pong, should be avoided…”

Get well soon, Cornell.

  • Mary

    Estes apparently is one of the tasteless and corrupt Arianna Huffington’s new writers. No one should be surprised. Huffington’s writers are anti-Semitic, fascistic and sick. She’s hired him for a new dept at the HuffPo, where she claims he will promote journalistic ethics and standards. If this article is anything to judge, Estes idea of ethics and standards are rather like those writers to helped bring Hitler to power.

    Warren’s family will be in my thoughts and prayers.

  • Mary

    Estes apparently is one of the tasteless and corrupt Arianna Huffington’s new writers. No one should be surprised. Huffington’s writers are anti-Semitic, fascistic and sick. She’s hired him for a new dept at the HuffPo, where she claims he will promote journalistic ethics and standards. If this article is anything to judge, Estes idea of ethics and standards are rather like those writers to helped bring Hitler to power.

    Warren’s family will be in my thoughts and prayers.

  • http://www.therudenews.com/ The Rude Dog

    Wow. I am a right wing hack, a breed that is supposedly known for our callousness, something I occasionally bask in. I was stunned this was for real. I came here through a link on Michelle Malkin’s site, where I was getting my daily affirmation.

    This was brutal and completely detached. Osama bin Laden would have more generous.

    Someone please take Adam Clark Estes out a few times and teach him some social norms.

    Man, you what? If I had to say it, it’s hopeless anyway.

  • http://www.therudenews.com The Rude Dog

    Wow. I am a right wing hack, a breed that is supposedly known for our callousness, something I occasionally bask in. I was stunned this was for real. I came here through a link on Michelle Malkin’s site, where I was getting my daily affirmation.

    This was brutal and completely detached. Osama bin Laden would have more generous.

    Someone please take Adam Clark Estes out a few times and teach him some social norms.

    Man, you what? If I had to say it, it’s hopeless anyway.

  • J

    You’re seriously making fun of a human being DYING–an entire university and family grieving–to get a few laughs out of a bad joke about drinking games? What’s next, making a CSI quip about Annie Le’s murder? You repulse me.

  • J

    You’re seriously making fun of a human being DYING–an entire university and family grieving–to get a few laughs out of a bad joke about drinking games? What’s next, making a CSI quip about Annie Le’s murder? You repulse me.

  • CJ

    ZBT is the first National Jewish Fraternity in the U.S. Did you really think it was a good idea to include the picture of a pig on in a story about the death of a young man? I thought the right-wing hate-mongers were the bigots. I guess I know where a leftist bigot works now, too!

  • CJ

    ZBT is the first National Jewish Fraternity in the U.S. Did you really think it was a good idea to include the picture of a pig on in a story about the death of a young man? I thought the right-wing hate-mongers were the bigots. I guess I know where a leftist bigot works now, too!

  • D ’07

    Uh, oh. I was all cool with the righteous disgust before the Malkinites showed up.

  • D ’07

    Uh, oh. I was all cool with the righteous disgust before the Malkinites showed up.

  • green blobo

    CJ, you egocentric dickweed! Do you really think the picture of a pig is more a jab at a kosher fraternity than it is a reference to swine flu, you know, the type of flu that killed a person and is fodder for humor? Now crawl back in your hole and stop diluting the consensus!

  • green blobo

    CJ, you egocentric dickweed! Do you really think the picture of a pig is more a jab at a kosher fraternity than it is a reference to swine flu, you know, the type of flu that killed a person and is fodder for humor? Now crawl back in your hole and stop diluting the consensus!

  • EL

    Wow. I really wish I hadn’t read this. This is repulsive.

  • EL

    Wow. I really wish I hadn’t read this. This is repulsive.

  • TSHS

    Not funny. Vile and disgusting. Shame on you.

  • TSHS

    Not funny. Vile and disgusting. Shame on you.

  • allymanda

    Have you any shame? Pathetic, disgusting, repulsive…how on earth can you think any of this is funny?

    You owe an apology, and a resignation. Absolutely unbelievable.

  • allymanda

    Have you any shame? Pathetic, disgusting, repulsive…how on earth can you think any of this is funny?

    You owe an apology, and a resignation. Absolutely unbelievable.

  • LLW

    This is why the character of Andrew Bernard on “The Office” is so disliked. The character went to Cornell and makes these types of jokes all the time. Now I see that Andy’s character is not so far off from the authors of this article. It is disrespectful and is the reason why children such not attend such a school if this is what they are learning.

  • LLW

    This is why the character of Andrew Bernard on “The Office” is so disliked. The character went to Cornell and makes these types of jokes all the time. Now I see that Andy’s character is not so far off from the authors of this article. It is disrespectful and is the reason why children such not attend such a school if this is what they are learning.

  • wingate

    I love the response that the humor was “directed at the administration” for their “lack of response”. Wake up Master Estes! It’s a flu virus. What did you expect the administration to do? Actually it appears that they gave good advice: beer pongs should be avoided. And wash your hands, young Master Estes.

  • wingate

    I love the response that the humor was “directed at the administration” for their “lack of response”. Wake up Master Estes! It’s a flu virus. What did you expect the administration to do? Actually it appears that they gave good advice: beer pongs should be avoided. And wash your hands, young Master Estes.

  • Hangover,NH

    You don’t want to take it down, fine. easy solution.

    New Headline: Cornell’s, in face of epidemic, advises students to wash hands, start drinking alone

    Edits: Take out the bit about the death, make fun of the administration all you want (although what do you want them to do? The vaccine is still in clinical trials and won’t be out til October, and hey, washing hands and not playing pong, or should I say beirut, are actually just about all you can do.)

    New Post: Cornell Community in Mourning. And here is where you respectfully and without humor report on the death of the student.

  • Hangover,NH

    You don’t want to take it down, fine. easy solution.

    New Headline: Cornell’s, in face of epidemic, advises students to wash hands, start drinking alone

    Edits: Take out the bit about the death, make fun of the administration all you want (although what do you want them to do? The vaccine is still in clinical trials and won’t be out til October, and hey, washing hands and not playing pong, or should I say beirut, are actually just about all you can do.)

    New Post: Cornell Community in Mourning. And here is where you respectfully and without humor report on the death of the student.

  • Tammy

    Can’t wait for karma to bite you hard on your pathetic ass. What goes around, comes around, buddy; when something this sickening happens to you, you will look back and remember what brought it on.

    Tammy, Los Angeles

  • Tammy

    Can’t wait for karma to bite you hard on your pathetic ass. What goes around, comes around, buddy; when something this sickening happens to you, you will look back and remember what brought it on.

    Tammy, Los Angeles

  • Mrs. Medtary

    This is so wrong. So disrespectul. I have a college kid who is the same age as the kid that died…I know people at Cornell.
    Maybe you need to bend your policy of taking down posts…there is always a first time. Besides, isn’t it kind of dishonest to say you don’t take them down but then you make changes?
    Better yet, issue an apology.

  • Mrs. Medtary

    This is so wrong. So disrespectul. I have a college kid who is the same age as the kid that died…I know people at Cornell.
    Maybe you need to bend your policy of taking down posts…there is always a first time. Besides, isn’t it kind of dishonest to say you don’t take them down but then you make changes?
    Better yet, issue an apology.

  • CLS

    Your “apology” is totally inadequate. You’ve created an excuse but you haven’t issued a true apology. Your position seems to be that miring news of a death in a deluge of distasteful jokes is okay, and that it’s the fault of a few illiterate cretins for misunderstanding you. By “some have questioned” you must mean “every single f-ing comment we received on this article.” You should be ashamed. Man up, admit your mistake, issue a real apology, and then resign you pathetic ass.

  • CLS

    Your “apology” is totally inadequate. You’ve created an excuse but you haven’t issued a true apology. Your position seems to be that miring news of a death in a deluge of distasteful jokes is okay, and that it’s the fault of a few illiterate cretins for misunderstanding you. By “some have questioned” you must mean “every single f-ing comment we received on this article.” You should be ashamed. Man up, admit your mistake, issue a real apology, and then resign you pathetic ass.

  • David c

    Seriously man. Your post is fucked up.

  • David c

    Seriously man. Your post is fucked up.

  • cali

    Wow. This has to be the most clicked page on this site in years. Why would any sensible webmaster delete something that garners so much attention? If anything, these responses should encourage Ivygate to write more incendiary posts. This site has ads, its a business, and all these commentators are essentially providing positive feedback for this business model.

  • cali

    Wow. This has to be the most clicked page on this site in years. Why would any sensible webmaster delete something that garners so much attention? If anything, these responses should encourage Ivygate to write more incendiary posts. This site has ads, its a business, and all these commentators are essentially providing positive feedback for this business model.

  • D ’07

    Why would any sensible webmaster delete something that garners so much attention? No one doubts that this ‘Estes’ is a competent creature capable of partial brain functioning and therefore baseline rational decision-making. Indeed! No one doubts that this post, like the cave wall scratchings of Lascaux, was motivated by a crude need for attention; it is as if the first human has spoken, and yelled, “I exist! Love me!” The problem is that this Estes creature, still in a primordial state, has yet to even attain the status of Rousseau’s noble savage; he gropes about, alone and isolated, and with Hobbesian flourish, will find his success “nasty, brutish, and short.” He might be “sensible,” in the sense that his five senses function as adequately as any healthy animal’s, but he lacks sensibility.

  • D ’07

    Why would any sensible webmaster delete something that garners so much attention? No one doubts that this ‘Estes’ is a competent creature capable of partial brain functioning and therefore baseline rational decision-making. Indeed! No one doubts that this post, like the cave wall scratchings of Lascaux, was motivated by a crude need for attention; it is as if the first human has spoken, and yelled, “I exist! Love me!” The problem is that this Estes creature, still in a primordial state, has yet to even attain the status of Rousseau’s noble savage; he gropes about, alone and isolated, and with Hobbesian flourish, will find his success “nasty, brutish, and short.” He might be “sensible,” in the sense that his five senses function as adequately as any healthy animal’s, but he lacks sensibility.

  • raven666

    this is sure funny, eh? the only thing funnier would be Adam Clark Estes and Molly Fitzgerald getting abducted, assfucked by perverts with AIDS, and then getting the disease. that would be a REAL laff riot!!

  • raven666

    this is sure funny, eh? the only thing funnier would be Adam Clark Estes and Molly Fitzgerald getting abducted, assfucked by perverts with AIDS, and then getting the disease. that would be a REAL laff riot!!

  • tk1520

    how DARE this site even make a slight joke at the expense of warren. Glad adam is a real INSENSITIVE PRICK- i went to high school with warren and he was a very good friend of mine and was the kindest person i’ve ever met- and you can talk about him in the same article as cracking a joke about plan B? you are DISGUSTING and should find someone else who didn’t die a horrible untimely death to try and get a laugh out of. go fuck yourself and i hope you get swine flu too.

  • tk1520

    how DARE this site even make a slight joke at the expense of warren. Glad adam is a real INSENSITIVE PRICK- i went to high school with warren and he was a very good friend of mine and was the kindest person i’ve ever met- and you can talk about him in the same article as cracking a joke about plan B? you are DISGUSTING and should find someone else who didn’t die a horrible untimely death to try and get a laugh out of. go fuck yourself and i hope you get swine flu too.

  • Tim 08

    We know you can’t apologize. Only people can truly apologize. Last time I checked, you are scum. No offense to scum.

    In any case, you took down the picture and edited the article which is indirect acknowledgment that you were wrong. All that is left is an apology but like I said, you don’t meet the requirements to issue an apology. Good day.

  • Tim 08

    We know you can’t apologize. Only people can truly apologize. Last time I checked, you are scum. No offense to scum.

    In any case, you took down the picture and edited the article which is indirect acknowledgment that you were wrong. All that is left is an apology but like I said, you don’t meet the requirements to issue an apology. Good day.

  • saelewis

    I personally knew Warren as he was a very good friend of my son’s at Cornell. He was a bright, vivacious and generous soul who had his future taken away in the most shocking way.

    I found this unbelievably tasteful and exploitative post while googling Warren’s name. So many people have touched me with their thoughtful posts/blogs/tweets – this article shocked and sickened me.

    I hope Warren’s parents and others who were close to him (including my son) do not accidentally come across this as I did.

  • saelewis

    I personally knew Warren as he was a very good friend of my son’s at Cornell. He was a bright, vivacious and generous soul who had his future taken away in the most shocking way.

    I found this unbelievably tasteful and exploitative post while googling Warren’s name. So many people have touched me with their thoughtful posts/blogs/tweets – this article shocked and sickened me.

    I hope Warren’s parents and others who were close to him (including my son) do not accidentally come across this as I did.

  • Audit

    I really feel like you guys need to stay in your niche. Stick to the humor articles and try to avoid the serious issues that involve recent deaths.

  • Audit

    I really feel like you guys need to stay in your niche. Stick to the humor articles and try to avoid the serious issues that involve recent deaths.

  • Disappointed

    Use to enjoy this blog until the way the staff handled this situation. Not quite sure why the staff does not fix their mistake professionally and correctly. Why does the staff find it more appropriate to poke fun at Cornell’s administration at the expense of a student who died, but delivers the news on the murder at Yale in the proper tone? The staff made a huge mistake and should rectify the situation sooner rather than later.

  • Disappointed

    Use to enjoy this blog until the way the staff handled this situation. Not quite sure why the staff does not fix their mistake professionally and correctly. Why does the staff find it more appropriate to poke fun at Cornell’s administration at the expense of a student who died, but delivers the news on the murder at Yale in the proper tone? The staff made a huge mistake and should rectify the situation sooner rather than later.

  • Yale GSAS

    You commenters need to chill out, in my opinion. Yeah, maybe this post was somewhat distasteful, but it really doesn’t seem like any light was made of the unfortunate death of this student. It is truly sad, but this post only pokes fun at the sensationalist journalism that has marked the coverage of the swine flu and administrative reactions, not Warren Schor’s death. It is always extremely sad when a young, intelligent person passes. IvyGate is not known as a bastion of P.C. journalism, and if you read it even occasionally you know this. If you want to get angry at someone, scream about the editors and commenters at the Harvard newspaper who think it is OK to print ads questioning the holocaust.

  • Yale GSAS

    You commenters need to chill out, in my opinion. Yeah, maybe this post was somewhat distasteful, but it really doesn’t seem like any light was made of the unfortunate death of this student. It is truly sad, but this post only pokes fun at the sensationalist journalism that has marked the coverage of the swine flu and administrative reactions, not Warren Schor’s death. It is always extremely sad when a young, intelligent person passes. IvyGate is not known as a bastion of P.C. journalism, and if you read it even occasionally you know this. If you want to get angry at someone, scream about the editors and commenters at the Harvard newspaper who think it is OK to print ads questioning the holocaust.