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Ragtime July 9-15, 2009: Harvard’s new budget crisis treatment illustrates the danger of having money out the ass

by Max Wasserman | July 15, 2009 at 8:30 am

Columbia: In just plain awful news, Iran detains a Columbia Ph.D. student
Dartmouth: Police arrest boyfriend ‘09 and girlfriend ‘11 for possession of illegal drugs
Harvard: Budget cuts hit where it hurts most: in the genital warts
Penn: Basketball player Zach Rosen to represent USA at Maccabiah Games, hopes to inspire American Jewish kids to dream of being moderately okay at sports
Princeton: A biased chronicle of Sonia Sotomayor’s time as an undergraduate, as it fails to mention how she spent her weekends performing abortions and yelling at white firefighters in Trenton
Princeton: Good news! The endowment only lost 25% of its value! Woop!
Yale: Bulldogs star linebacker not good enough to make the 2-14 Kansas City Chiefs, knows when to give up on his dreams

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2 Responses to “Ragtime July 9-15, 2009: Harvard’s new budget crisis treatment illustrates the danger of having money out the ass”

D09 Says:
July 15th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
i heard it was heroin?
D'12 Says:
July 16th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
That’s one way to get through finals week.
…even when it’s not finals week.

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