Catching Up With Old Friends: The Spurious Chaste of Lena Chen
It's been a long time since we last checked in on IvyGate's best frenemy. Let's see what she's up to.
SERIOUSLY?! I can’t believe I actually have the swine flu.
That's odd, I didn't know swine flu was also tertiary syphilis. Any other afflictions?
I have stigmata, and it itches.
This doesn't have anything to do with the whole S&M thing, does it? Don't answer that. So, I heard you took a trip to D.C. recently. What did you think of my hometown?
The metro is clean, open late on the weekends, and extensive. Like particularly pleasant twats.
Yes, I believe that is how Frommer's described the Metro back in the guide's wild years. Well, we're almost out of time here. Care to share any of your views on dating that will not be shocking to anyone anymore?
I simply don’t believe that the logic behind banning first-date sex is … well, logical.
Word. See you in six months.
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July 15th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
…I know you guys specialize in vapid, but this is really just a stupid post. If you’re going to “check in” with a blast from the past, you really ought to say _something_ about what they’re up to or why we should still care about them. It’s incredibly lazy to just go through her blog and pull out a bunch of salacious sound bites that my cursory glance at said blog indicates are no longer her primary focus. IvyGate can haz creativity?
July 15th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
A quick bitch-by. It’s summer. I love it. Keep it up IG. Take the stick out 9:43.
July 16th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
The posts this summer have been garbage.
July 20th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
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