Ragtime Wednesday April 1, 2009: Sorry, most of you, maybe for grad school…
- Brown: Student launched from catapult, subsequently hospitalized and humiliated*
- Columbia: It’s a war on war. On booze and underage kids, too! (mmm booze)
- Cornell: Cornell Daily Sun switches to Twitter-only format. Wait, I don’t get it. What’s the point of Twitter again? Are supposed to just write what you’re doing right now?*
- Dartmouth: Record high percentage of kids don’t get in. Fuck yeah.
- Harvard: Matt Lauer to speak at Class Day. Since when was he funny?
- Harvard: Record high percentage of kids don’t get in. Fuck yeah.
- Penn: Look, no April Fools joke! How ’bout a story about rape instead?!
- Princeton: No really, this isn’t a joke. Princeton actually let in more people this year.
- Yale: “Probing the morality of video games.” It’s a worth a read for the section titles alone.
- Yale: Record high percentage of kids don’t get in. Fuck yeah.
* – Yeah, we know.
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April 2nd, 2009 at 12:49 am
The asterisk was entirely necessary. I can just imagine some goon coming over to comment about how he’s the only one who got the joke.