Ragtime Monday April 6, 2009: Don’t do drugs on Spring Break, the FBI could get involved
- Brown: Missing girls weren't kidnapped, but it sounds like they could be spies
- Columbia: I had a friend who got into Afghani opium, too...he's in Arizona now
- Cornell: Operation April Blood goes well for ROTC, many new s'mores recipes invented
- Dartmouth: Student actually gets caught for cheating financial aid, faces up to 15 years
- Harvard: Larry Summers racked up about $8m last year, other profs made only sad 6-digit sums
- Penn: Alum banned from US for immigration fraud, Canada will still have him though
- Princeton: Gah, shut up about admissions letting in more people already, okay?
- Yale: New Haven to install "gunshot detectors," potential 2013 students can't wait for Bulldog Days
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April 6th, 2009 at 11:14 am
All of us that went to the good schools shouldn’t have to put up with this.
April 6th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
I thought the point of trolling was to provoke indignant, overly serious responses? Oh well.
April 6th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Seems a little slow today so I give you this,
Someday I hope to see a woodpecker in a tree.
Perhaps the same seen by a well-known Ivy?
That will make me famous as can be
And Kudzu will once again be free
To climb among the hurricane debris
With me and my new agricultural degree
Geaux Tigers!!
April 6th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Poor Mohammad =(
April 6th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
I’m glad to Hear New Haven is getting serious about the crime thing. Presumably prospective freshmen and their parents will be glad to hear the City is finally installing “gunshot detectors.”
April 6th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
New Jersey.
April 7th, 2009 at 6:18 am
Did anybody notice that someone in the comments section of the Princeton article mentioned Jian Li? I’m wondering if that kid/his dad is still trolling because he misses the attention.