Ivy Admit Rates Reach New Lows; Delusions of Grandeur Dashed For Most Applicants

adchartThe ruinous state of our economy has done little to deter this year's batch of Ivy aspirants; for the class of 2013, acceptances rates fell at six of the eight Ivy League schools.

Harvard and Yale solidified their positions as the toughest schools to get into, at 7% and 7.5%, respectively, though the school formerly known as the College of New Jersey - while maintaining its third place position - slid, much to the dismay of some prestige-hungry Princetonians,  precipitously close to its proletarian New York City peer.

If we had to hazard a guess, we'd say the general rise in applications to the Ivy League may be owed in part to its constituents' sizable endowments and commitment to need-blind financial aid; in marked contrast, several other selective colleges and universities - including Colby and Oberlin - are, according to the New York Times, looking more favorably on wealthier applicants as they make admissions decisions this year."

Perhaps the decrease in selectivity at both Princeton and Penn is due to the fact that they are,  or rather have been, traditional feeders into Wall Street - a Wall Street that is no longer as glamorous as it was a few years before. If that yawn-inducing class on financial derivatives or corporate valuation isn't going to net you that super sweet 100-hour a week gig at Lehman Brothers or Bear Stearns you might as well learn hot boxing 101 and take creative writing classes pass/fail at Brown.

37 Responses to “Ivy Admit Rates Reach New Lows; Delusions of Grandeur Dashed For Most Applicants”

  1. iheartcollege Says:

    Damn it, Penn!

    Looks like this was an off-year, but Furda better get his shit together.

    *Sigh*. On come the trolls, I guess. They’re so sore that we’re always better ranked.

  2. iheartcollege Says:

    [Kills self].

  3. iheartcollege Says:

    I chose Penn over Brown and Dartmouth, and this is the thanks I get!? Two years ago, they were all within a percentage point of each other, and Penn had been more highly ranked for 8 years!

    FUCK THIS SHIT. Brown and Dart suck.

  4. LSUgrad Says:

    LSU is down to a 74% admit rate.

    Or is it up to?

    Go Tigers!!

  5. LSUgrad Says:

    Oops, I meant

    Geaux Tigers!!

  6. TheReason Says:

    @Iheartcollege

    God damn economy crushing our Wall Street/Wharton rep…

  7. D'09 Says:

    You Penn A-holes should have learned to diversify your portfolios as well as your academic strengths.

    Then your school’s relevance wouldn’t be quite so cyclical.

  8. LSUgrad Says:

    What’s a portfolio?

  9. iheartcollege Says:

    Wharton makes up 19% of the school, you nitwit. The reason Penn stagnated is because fucking Stetson left on the eve of an admissions season, and was fully replaced only months ago.

    SAT averages and GPA all went up with this class, so our selectivity was preserved; the admit rate, however, stayed the same, and this is because we need to ACTIVELY RECRUIT the fuck out of Cali and the southwest.

  10. Brown 2013 Says:

    Now I can join this site. I’ll be sure not to hit the submit comment button more than once.

  11. IVguy Says:

    Princeton’s down a bit because this is the finaL year of the multi-stage size increase, so they admitted a larger class this year than last.

    Another likely factor is that, unlike 6/7 of the other ivies, princeton no longer has an early admissions program, which hurts its selectivity but goes a long way in ensuring a fair application process.

  12. BARACKtheadmissionrate Says:

    Whatever, Columbia ALSO increased its class size this year, and its admission rate is right at Princeton level. In fact, Columbia College’s had an admit rate of 8.9%, it was just the School of Engineering’s 14.4% that threw it off.

    Not to mention… Columbia had over 3000 more applications than Princeton this year. YEAH, that’s what I thought.

    PROLETARIAT UNITE!

  13. yummy Says:

    EXPANDED TABLE
    Harvard 7.1_7
    Yale 8.3_7.5
    Stanford 9.5_7.6
    Princeton 9.5_9.8
    Columbia 10_9.8
    MIT 11.6_10

  14. LSUgrad Says:

    EXPENDBLE TABLE
    LSU 78.2_74.1

  15. Columbia '10 Says:

    The Princeton link is hysterical. It’s the bitchiest string of comments I’ve seen in a long time.

  16. brunoniana Says:

    Creative writing courses pass/fail? Now I remember why I applied there…

  17. haha Says:

    Those Princetonians sure seem to hate their administration over there. Too bad, it was always such a unique sort of school

  18. yale07 Says:

    Congrats to those who now have the opportunity to dig themselves into 6 figure debt. The joys of being middle class! you will then work for spending money, sacrificing relationships and networking events that are vital in The Real World. In 4 years, you’ll get a piece of paper worth over a $100K and a job that pays as much as your campus job.

    If your parents can afford it or you have a scholarship, sign up immediately. Otherwise, I strongly suggest that you consider those safety schools that offered you full tuition scholarships.

  19. @ iheartcollege, @yummy Says:

    By “Brown and Dart suck,” we ALL know you mean PENN IS ABSOLUTE SHIT and you’re getting an “education” provided by teaching assistance and post-docs.

    @yummy: was that really necessary? you’re a stanford troll, i’m guessing….

  20. iheartcollege Says:

    You’re a fucking moron; you probably attend Brown or Dartmouth. in 3 years and 29 classes, I’ve never had a single one that was taught by anything less than a professor, including my freshman writing seminar.

    Now go weave baskets or cry out in the wilderness, you mongoloid man-child.

  21. B'09 Says:

    At least I can weave baskets knowing I won’t be shot at…

  22. ViolentQuaker Says:

    ^ Now if only you could remember the finer tenants of English grammar, namely, ending a sentence in a preposition = state school. Or in your case, fake school. Pass/fail and you still fail.

  23. Anonymous Says:

    Finer tenets of the English grammar, not “finer tenants of English grammar”.

  24. Columbia '09 Says:

    Yeah, ViolentQuaker undercut his or her point entirely. Hah. Ass.

    The juvenile tone of this blog’s commenter is kind of disgusting. Or hilarious.

  25. iheartcollege Says:

    Don’t try to exclude yourself from human drama. You’re no existential hero.

  26. Columbia '09 Says:

    Are you sure? I think I might be. My god, what powers (that is to say, existential powers) I must have. Away!

  27. @ iheartcollege Says:

    Oh you bitter idiot. Enjoy your 50-person, post-doc-led classes. By “I chose Penn,” you clearly mean “I got rejected from Brown and Dartmouth.”

  28. iheartcollege Says:

    You’re someone who can’t process information: obviously a Brown graduate. It’s not your fault, you simply never had to use your brain for the entirety of your “COLLEGE” education.

    As I’ve said, I have never taken a class led by a non-faculty member, and I got into both Brown and Dartmouth – which are ranked in the TEENS right now, I believe.

    What utter shit and squalor you live in; I feel for you.

  29. Anonymous Says:

    ^ Is Dartmouth, being 11th in the teens? Doesn’t it have to end in -teen to be in the teens?

  30. Anonymous Says:

    I think that being 11th means it’s ranked in the TWEENS right now.

  31. LucyGoosey Says:

    @ iheartcollege and others involved:

    it’s really unfortunate that y’all’s bickering has such a powerful negative impression on the schools you’ve wound into this mess, both of which are fabulous institutions. the fact that you’re putting so much emphasis on one statistical aspect of such an amazingly unquantifiable field as “what makes a college great” unfavorably affects perceptions of the intelligence involved in the prior exchange as well.

    play nice, you guys — especially you, iheartcollege. if belligerence like this were to carry into other aspects of one’s life it could catastrophically limit what he or she would be able to accomplish :(, an especially big loss considering you obviously demonstrate a lot of potential, having been accepted into the schools you listed.

  32. anon Says:

    ^ okay, who told my grandmother about ivygate?

  33. Anonymous Says:

    someone do me

  34. Anonymous Says:

    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=38091999704#topic_top

  35. Anonymous Says:

    With so many schools decreasing their admission rates, I used AcceptEdge (acceptedge.com)–a program online that made suggestions for schools based on my GPA, test scores and personal interests. It definitely opened up my eyes to some other schools I hadn’t even considered!

  36. Anonymous Says:

    Weird, my counselor just mentioned Accept Edge to me today. Maybe I SHOULD try and see what it’s like… Keep you posted!

  37. ash Says:

    hmmm… i’m going to have to try the site out. Thanks for the advice!

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