Harvard Bros Make Video About Their Dongs

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The last time IvyGate posted about a Harvard boy and his dong, you gagged and begged us to never do it again. But try as we might, we can’t stay away from Harvard or dongs.  Below is a video unofficially titled “Harvard Bros,” starring two mustachioed Havard “bros” rapping about their penises. We’ll just call it “The Dong Song.” According to Abel Acuña, the video’s director, “Harvard Bros” won best music video at the Harvard Undergraduate Film Festival.

According to resident IvyGate film critic (me) the video offers some decent production value but lacks that Cambridge intellectual punch we’ve seen from favorites On Harvard Time. Acuña mentioned to us that he’s all about entertainment, and those VES film studies fools can kiss his Harvardwood ass.

Full disclosure: the latter part of that sentence is largely fabricated. But that doesn’t mean it’s not true. After the jump, more videos from Acuña’s production company Senior Spring.

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I wanna see Emma Watson’s crib. Oh wait, she’s going to Brown.

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I don’t buy Sonic abandoning his son. Sonic would be an awesome father.

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You mean, all these people aren’t really my friends?

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The calories! He’s totally destroying his potential fat loss, and liver.

  • Y11

    At first I thought they just reproduced the SNL skit itself, but they definitely ripped the actual audio. No rapping here, IvyGate:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4iiyRv_NrQ

  • Y11

    At first I thought they just reproduced the SNL skit itself, but they definitely ripped the actual audio. No rapping here, IvyGate:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4iiyRv_NrQ

  • Adam Clark Estes

    This would explain some of that production quality that Dan mentioned….but in kind of a dirty way…..

  • Adam Clark Estes

    This would explain some of that production quality that Dan mentioned….but in kind of a dirty way…..

  • LSUgrad

    I feel like a frog invited to a crab boil.

  • LSUgrad

    I feel like a frog invited to a crab boil.

  • Good Idea!

    Take a song and video that aren’t very funny to begin with, make a poor copy that tries to exactly replicate the original, and then run with it! Comedy gold!

  • Good Idea!

    Take a song and video that aren’t very funny to begin with, make a poor copy that tries to exactly replicate the original, and then run with it! Comedy gold!

  • Yazl

    I was about to say these douchebags give Harvard men a bad name, but they actually give them the name they deserve.

  • Yazl

    I was about to say these douchebags give Harvard men a bad name, but they actually give them the name they deserve.

  • Anonymous

    I love bros

  • Anonymous

    I love bros

  • http://yahoo.com/ Anonymous

    Acuna looks like he wouldn’t mind John’s penis stretching out his o-ring, na’mean?

  • http://yahoo.com Anonymous

    Acuna looks like he wouldn’t mind John’s penis stretching out his o-ring, na’mean?

  • Anonymous

    this is so well made! hilarious.

  • Anonymous

    this is so well made! hilarious.

  • trueharvardbro

    bros don’t eat jp licks. though felipes is dead on

  • trueharvardbro

    bros don’t eat jp licks. though felipes is dead on