Emma Watson Settles on Brown—Extra Emphasis on “Settles”
The British tabloids leaked early this morning that Emma Watson has decided to matriculate at Brown this fall. Although she was spotted touring campuses in New Haven and Cambridge, it should be no surprise that the tweenie who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter series would avoid the gothic arches and Georgian bricks in favor the legendary Providence shopping mall. (Fuck yeah, America.) Yale and his Harkness Tower and Harvard and her Annenberg are notably more Potter than Brown. And notably more difficult to get into.
According to the secret tipsters to News of the World, Emma just fell in love with Rhode Island. Or something:
She looked at universities over here [in the UK] but fell in love with Brown. She has a lot of friends there.”
If any of the sweet blogosphere rumors are true, Emma is going to be majoring in Greenpeace and hopes to become the captain of the inaugural Brown Quidditch team. She’s going for a minor in looking good and making me feel like a creep for watching this video.
Embedded video and action figure photos after the jump. Oh and you “friends” of Emma at Brown. We know you read IvyGate, so just start shoveling the dirt this way, please.



