Ragtime Tuesday March 10, 2009: At least you don’t have meningitis.
- Brown: Brown has identical twins; they're even friends and look alike!
- Columbia: Eric Holder, first black Attorney General, to be class day speaker, Maggie Gyllenhall clearly robbed
- Cornell: Recession prompts Cornellians to graduate early and escape high tuition for even higher rates of unemployment
- Dartmouth: Koreans react to appointment of Jim Yong Kim, anger level at undergrads uncertain
- Harvard: Funding furor over $200. Well, it's the principle.
- Princeton: Princetonians no longer surfing porn during class
- Penn: Meningitis! Run for the hills!
- Yale: In this economy, being a history major might override where it came from.
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March 10th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
$200? THIS IS MADNESS!
March 10th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncw/recap?gameId=290690159
Suck it!
March 10th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
hmmmm…Women’s basketball?
March 11th, 2009 at 3:12 am
That was the Ivy League NCAA qualifier, we take what we can get.