Crimson Launches New Blog, Advertises Cocaine Study
The Harvard Crimson publicly launched a new blog, Flybyblog.com about 5 minutes ago. Joining the ranks of Columbia’s Bwog, Penn’s Under the Button, etc., the daily’s newest foray into Web 2.0 looks like it will provide some serious and relevant commentary for their respective student body. About, like books and how Allston residents hate Harvard and neat house t-shirt designs and OH MY GOD FREE COKE!
Buried among all the little gems of dweebery, FlyByBlog does indeed provide instructions—via official university publication The Harvard Gazette—on how to get free cocaine from Harvard doctors. Here you go:
Cocaine Usage Study: Researchers seek healthy men ages 21-35 who have used cocaine occasionally for a two-visit research study. Subjects will be administered cocaine and either flutamide or premarin and undergo an MRI and blood sampling. $425 compensation upon completion. Taxi is provided. (617) 855-2883, (617) 855-3293. Responses are confidential.
So, one more time. Subjects get cocaine. $425. And Harvard will pay for the cab ride? Well, it’d just be wrong to say anything against scientific research. But we should point out that FlyByBlog does think this is the “Best.Study.Ever.”
Really. Do keep us posted, FlyBy. Got an 8:30 rez at Dorsia and would love to see you there.
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March 5th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Six posts in three days? LOVING IT.
That said, coke is our thing, Harvard. Back off.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
$425 to do blow and sit in an MRI?!
actually, that does sound pretty miserable.
March 5th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
BATEMAN!!
“In ‘87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is “Hip to be Square”, a song so catchy, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it’s also a personal statement about the band itself.”
*raises axe above head*
March 5th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
fuck that preppy boy, blow is ours! as dean quigley always said, “they don’t call it colombia for nothin!”
March 5th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Did anyone notice that in addition to the blow, these lovely gents will also have to take hormone medication? Worth it [side effect include enlargement of the breasts, etc]?
March 6th, 2009 at 2:26 am
Great post. This site is looking up.
August 30th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Great blog you got here…keep up the good work.