Ragtime February 2, 2009: Lingerie Bowl, We Hardly Knew Ya
Brown: Hippie Ivy attempts Super Bowl-related misogyny, fails.- Brown: Stuff White People Like hosts seminar. No, seriously.
- Columbia: Mystery! NYPD goes Law & Order on a kid during neurobio class. Anyone got details?
- Cornell: BREAKING: College kids sometimes make dirty jokes on Facebook. BREAKING: Old people don’t appreciate this.
- Harvard: Queen of the Rom-Com and sourest face in Hollywood, Renee Zellweger, to be Hasty Pudding honoree
- Penn: Nerdiest story of the day
- Princeton: Katie Couric to be chipper/inspiring at Class Day
- Princeton: Oh look! An entertaining and humorous take on bicker. Rarer than an albino squirrel, almost as majestic.
- Dartmouth: Freshman “caught up in this idea of democracy.” Don’t worry, it’ll pass.
- Yale: A cappella lawsuit settled.
