Rick Roll: “as I was saying…”

Tres Ojos: “oh yes, you were saying that I should deny my naturally evolved biological instincts because you have a book which says I should do so until I formally state my intentions before a church–a sort of fan-base following of your book–so that their stranglehold on society is justified and I become further crippled by my own impotence and inability to make decisions without consulting a fairytale writ small on gilded pages.”

Rick Roll: …[stunned confusion]

Tres Ojos: “I’m sorry, do you know her, too.”

Rick Roll: “No, I’m a virgin. For me it was what you said.”

Tres Ojos: “It was nice talking to you.”

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You are gravely naive if you believe that unions, lobbyists, MADD, etc. have such a narrow focus. They would love for the whole world to see and believe as they do.

Even now- YOU, TRES OJOS, wish ME, to see and believe as YOU do.

Let me sum up your position:

Tres Ojos: “No one can tell anyone else what to do.”

Rational Person: “I have a position I would like to advocate.”

Tres Ojos: “You cannot do that, it is harassment and illicit.”

Rational Person: “Aren’t you telling me what to do?”

Tres Ojos: …..[stunned confusion]

Rational person: Hypocrisy, thy name is Tres Ojos.

Lobbyists lobby CONGRESSMEN ON BEHALF OF PEOPLE THE CONGRESS REPRESENTS.

Mothers against drunk driving HAVE CHILDREN KILLED BY DRUNK DRIVERS.

Do you really not see the difference? Managers are employed to engage their workers. Congressmen are elected to represent the public. Drunk drivers kill innocent people whom are the children of mothers.

In each case the harassee is obliged to the harasser through some bond, either spoken or unspoken. Between myself and you, there is no such understanding and you are simply harassing because your religion obliges you to convert others. If you fail to capture this logic then I hope you can at least appreciate how obnoxious it to tell others how to live and make personal decisions.

I am 22 years old! What do I know of the ways of love, marriage, pro-creation?

If more college students were honest with themselves, they would see the inherent problems (heart ache, disease, no sense of comittment, etc.) of the prevailing hook up culture on college campuses.

But that would take humility- sorely lacking at our Ivy schools

On the contrary, ALL of those groups offer their own brand of moralizing.

Unions preach about FAIR WAGES and HUMANE WORKING CONDITIONS and the universal RIGHT TO WORK. They uphold blue collar labor against those greedy white collar professionals.

It is often the exact mission of a lobbying group to lobby for their moral stand.

Non-profits are often driven by an intense moralist agenda: Mothers against drunk driving, the National Wildlife Fund, Amnesty International.

All offer unsolicited moralizing to unaffiliated advice.

Aren’t you sick of that annoying Sara Mclachlan commercial for the Humane Society yet?

The flurry of negative responses to this story comes out of the average college student’s sexual immaturity and insecurity.

people who have certain principles, eloquently advocate those principles, don’t force those principles on others, and then live by those principles.

simply priceless!!!!1!1

keep up the hilarious stories ivygate.