True Love Revolution Founders Free to Procreate at Will
After years of discussing their relationship on campus and nationally, Sarah Kinsella and Justin Murray—founders of Harvard chastity club True Love Revolution—have finally gotten hitched! Now they are free to delight in various long-awaited earthly pleasures, like filing joint tax returns and sharing a mortgage.
Kinsella and Murray married shortly after Christmas, say sources, with a wedding registry that included donations to a Catholic charity and some fancy plates at Macy’s. They haven’t responded to our requests for comment (honeymoon?) but we’ve got a few more pictures after the jump, including one of Murray popping the question, dressed as a Medieval knight and down on one knee in the library. That’s right, True Love Revolution has literally reawakened the chivalric code.
The dweeb-love angle here is sort of cute:
Less cute: the “guilt all sexually active female members of the freshman class on Valentine’s Day” one.
On the other hand, maybe the V-Day thing was Justin’s evangelical version of screaming “Stella” below an open window?
We’d be lying if we said this doesn’t make our callous, withered hearts a little bit light. After all, how often does that one OMGinlove couple from college actually do all the stuff they say they will (or in this case, not do the stuff they say they won’t), then seal the deal with a big poufy dress and multi-generational Conga line at a church? At least there was a point it to all, including that really awkward NYT mag story and the Lena Chen sex debate.
No, we take it back. The Lena Chen sex debate was completely pointless, and nothing can justify poor Leo Keliher’s catastrophically embarrassing 15 minutes of fame. But at least these two kids got married. Many happy returns, mazel tov, etc. Now get back to us on that interview request so we can find out whether you lived up to those TLR vows, and if it was worth it.
