Princeton’s Whitman College Selling Weight Loss Drugs—Google Says So
Googling Princeton's still spanking new, eBay-funded Whitman College now yields a misleading (but telling?) opportunity to buy the heart attack inducing weight-loss drug Phentermine. Common side effects include: change in sexual desire, psychosis, and hostility with urge to attack. The drug is also one half of Fen-Phen, reaper of the late-90s, pre-WebMD death spree. Sound like any Whitman students?
While searching for "Whitman College Princeton" brings up the offer to buy the drug for impressively low and prescription free prices, the link clicks through to Princeton's site. Whether it's a pointed prank or a likely hack on some careless IvyGate editor's laptop remains to be seen. But we can only hope Princeton's not headed for some controlled substance induced attack from some skinny, sex-starved, palpitating nutter. Those poor Tigers had enough trauma with that awful run in with deadly laptop stealers from MS-13 a couple years back.
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January 23rd, 2009 at 2:54 am
All Google errors aside, maybe if Dartmouth wasn’t so retarded when it comes to building classy facilities, we could have a Whitman-esque building too.
Anything built after 1970 looks like sheer crap.
- Bitter
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Amen. Berry = Tumor.
January 24th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Does anybody care?
January 24th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
@@ this article
yes.
January 25th, 2009 at 1:42 am
Forget Berry, have you seen the fucking McLaughlin cluster?! Every single person involved in the approval process for that monstrosity should be lined up and shot.
January 25th, 2009 at 2:59 am
He’s baaaack: http://homepages.nyu.edu/~zm13/
June 22nd, 2009 at 9:06 am
That is hysterical. But how are they getting MY email. And which college is providing the natural herbal male enhancements. Ooooh Wait! Find me a college supporting the Rolex industry!
October 9th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
The gross rate of success of these weight loss courses of study which are perpetually contending with from each one other is more or less the same. And the most comic part is that these programs all fail at the one hurdle in cattiness of working really tall demands. This occurs because the consistency gets used to the stiffness through which it is invest and conforms itself to the new routine and the metabolic process slows down. You have to be brainier than nature to be able to magic the body into turning a loss weight. Without following this step then you will always question why you cannot fall back weightiness.