Penn Student Stumbles Across Race War at Random Philly Polling Station

So this must be exactly what Obama had in mind when he talked about hope and uniting and being blissfully peaceful change-lovers together: Black Panthers standing guard, billy club in hand, at a Philadelphia polling station! A self-proclaimed Penn student caught it on his cellphone camera:

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“I’m not talking about what was. I’m talking about what is,” says the Black Panther in Philadelphia in the year 2008. Who knew the Panthers even existed, anymore?

Penn camera guy, if you are out there, contact us. Full disclosure: I was actually on FoxNews.com’s Strategy Room when this happened. (“youth vote expert”; I know, it’s weird.) The camera Rick Leventhal was talking into fed onto a screen behind my head, our voices were going into an earpiece on the side of his head, our producer was periodically shouting into a microphone “Watch you back, Rick!” and “Look out!” So basically I WAS THERE, and while I admit the whole thing was cartoonishly farcical, at the risk of sounding like a lilly-white ninny, it was also fairly disturbing. Not because there was a tall black guy with an aversion to Fox News who happened to be wearing a Panther beret. My roommate has an aversion to Fox News, she is tall, and sometimes she wears berets, too. But rather, if you saw two dudes in military garb standing sentry at your polling place, one of them waving a billy club around, would you really want to walk past them to go in to vote? And if you happened to live there, wouldn’t it kind of suck to have to deal with that to go in and out? I mean, it’s at least 10 times worse than the guy who makes out with his girlfriend in the front door vestibule of your dorm every night, and I hate that guy.

5 Responses to “Penn Student Stumbles Across Race War at Random Philly Polling Station”

  1. Reason Says:

    Welcome to the thugocracy that the new Democrat majority will tolerate as long as it serves their political interests.

  2. princeton09 Says:

    Can we get some footage of you on Fox News, Maureen?

  3. anonymous Says:

    Wow, so two guys with uniforms is a “thugocracy” and the fact that Obama didn’t personally fly to Pennsylvania and make a citizens’ arrest means that he will “tolerate it”.

    How about instead of asking incoherent questions and receiving inaudible answers, Mr. Do-Gooder just calls the fucking cops and sees to it that they are shown away?

  4. Keggy Says:

    Just when you think the Black Panthers (LOL!) can’t get any dumber…

  5. P10/11 Says:

    This is too funny….

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