The Not-So-Triumphant Return of Anderton and Kirsch

You may recall our previous post on Penn-Drexel identity thieves Edward Anderton and Jocelyn Kirsch, who were arrested last December for opening dozens of credit cards in their neighbors' names and charging tens of thousands of dollars on them to feed their lavish proclivities, including - but not limited to - shoes, designer handbags, and tickets to exotic locales around the world.

The saga of this trashy genre fiction duo is finally reaching its denouement: Ms. Kirsch, who appeared in court this morning, was sentenced to five years in prison and was also ordered to pay a hundred thousand dollars in restitution. Her one time lover and partner-in-crime Edward Anderton - who will undoubtedly receive a similar sentence - will appear before court next month.

Expect another update then.

9 Responses to “The Not-So-Triumphant Return of Anderton and Kirsch”

  1. p' 10" Says:

    He’ll get off easy compared to her. Ivy boys don’t pay.

  2. KEGGY Says:

    HOmeCOmiNG!

    RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGEEEEEE!!!!!!

  3. What's up? Says:

    Is it just me, or does nobody care about Ivygate anymore? There are like NO comments on anything EVER!

  4. SpeakOfTheDevil Says:

    That’s because IvyGate doesn’t write anything interesting anymore.
    That, and the anonymous box doesn’t work correctly. Believe me, I’ve tried.

  5. Go DRAGONS! Says:

    GO DREXEL DRAGONS!

  6. dude1 Says:

    Why did she just plead guilty? Why no plea bargain for her? She really must be crazy… Or did the bf turn on her?

  7. Shazzam! Says:

    Poor girl. She’s too pretty for jail. She deserves it but still…that’s rough.

    Him however….god I hope he drops the soap. Douche.

  8. Anonymous Says:

    Too pretty for jail? Really? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

  9. Shazzam! Says:

    Then you’ve obviously lived a very cloistered and stunted life, mate.

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