Ohhh yeah…This Orgasm Brought To You By Health Services

by Robyn Schneider | October 3, 2008 at 5:26 pm

This is how the world used to be for us ladies:  If you went to Health Services, no matter your complaint, you were invariably given a pregnancy test.  Of course, what with the recent update at Brown’s Health Services, a friendly visit might go a little more like this: Here is a pregnancy test, we hope that sex was worth it.  Now, would you like us to help you achieve orgasm next time?

That’s right, according to an article in the Brown Daily Herald, it seems that Brown’s Health Services have undertaken a new cause: Ladies Must Finally Achieve Orgasm (LMFAO) –and no, it’s not really called this.  We’re just messin’ with you.  You can thank all the girls who actually went to health services because they couldn’t come for this.

More to moan about, after the jump:


From the Brown Daily Herald:

“It’s a piece of sexual health that will help develop comfort and familiarity with your body,” [Naomi] Ninneman [health educator and project coordinator] said. “We want sex to be a positive experience.”  Frequent visits from students concerned about not being able to attain the “big O” prompted the project, Ninneman added.

This project should climax, er, culminate in a few weeks, when an information page on female orgasm is due to be posted on the Health Education Website.

Colleen Dinn ‘08, a FemSex facilitator for two semesters, said she supported the new Web site. “It is important to focus on wellness and pleasure as well as (on) the more medical aspects of sex,” she said.

Well, Brown boys, you know what this means.  The next time you can’t make a girl come, you have no excuse.  Were you really so selfish that you spent another night on the internet looking up porn rather than looking up your school’s instruction manual for how to give a girl an orgasm?  Epic fail, my friend.  Epic fail.

And now, a maybe-dirty picture, just because it’s awesome (and because we had to Google image-search “female orgasm” and are relieved that we got this rather than, uh, something way worse):

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5 Responses to “Ohhh yeah…This Orgasm Brought To You By Health Services”

  1. elseY11 Says:
    October 3rd, 2008 at 7:34 pm

    excellent picture.

  2. Alex Says:
    October 4th, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    I think that’s really nice of them, actually. Good for Brown for trying to raise awareness of the female O.

  3. b'11 Says:
    October 6th, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    we’re doing everything we can to edge out walla walla in the happiness rankings

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