Emma Watson Finishes Touring Harvard, Gives Yale a Whirl
Barely legal hottie Emma Watson (aka Hermione Granger, aka Harry Potter's First Boner, in the movies about the kid whose penis is now available for public viewing on Broadway) toured Harvard yesterday and is now wandering the street of New Haven, according to students who spotted her this morning:
Saw her walking around with one of the head tour guides, and now she's in the admissions office having an interview. Once I muster the courage (read: creepyness), I'll take pictures from the bushes or save her from being run over by a bus or something.
In the absence of Miss Watson, Harvard has been entertaining a handful of other celebrities. An operative informs us:
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are currently at Harvard as well. Rumor has it that one of Demi's daughters is looking to apply. And also JoJo was here like two weekends ago I'm just learning. As opposed to Emma and Demi's daughter, she came just to party (allegedly) and was sighted at a couple final clubs.
Eh, who cares about Rumer or Bristol or whoeverthehell Ashton is awkwardly fathering these days. Let's obsess about Hermione Granger a little more. Since Emma's Grand College Tour appears to be heading south, we predict a Columbia appearance tomorrow (plus partying in NYC for the weekend?) and Princeton next week. Squeal!
Budding paparazzi, get your shutters ready. Next time, we want pictures.
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October 9th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
You guys left out the part about her touring brown for the past two days
October 9th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Can’t believe I missed it. She was my first love.
October 9th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
She gave her tour guide a kiss on the cheek when they were done. S’true.
October 9th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
She had lunch with some students who said she was extremely nice!
October 9th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Don’t forget that she made an appearance at Brown yesterday!
October 9th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
wtf! She was at Brown yesterday?
October 9th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
I’m surprised that this saga hasn’t been posted on ONTD yet.
October 9th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
It’s sad that she will take a place of some qualified candidate who will be rejected ’cause of her.
October 9th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Because you know, successful actors aren’t qualified at ALL. They’re retarded. They didn’t work hard at all to get where they are.
October 9th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Oh, please, they should stick with acting. But, I guess she knows her acting career is over after Harry Potter.
October 9th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
I was thinking the exact same thing.
October 9th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
It’s pretty obvious that acting isn’t something she has to ’stick with’. She aced her A-Levels, which isn’t an easy task, and you can’t deny that she has an impressive extracurricular record!
October 9th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
ready with camera.
October 9th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
No love for the Big Red, but she’s going to stop by Joysey?
October 9th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
how is jersey worse than the middle of nowhere, ithaca?
princeton has apparently been buzzing over a sighting of Penn Badgley or something… and maybe Katie Couric?
October 10th, 2008 at 2:01 am
I’ve heard rumors that Denzel Washington’s daughter goes to Penn- not sure if it is true, though.
October 10th, 2008 at 2:34 am
Denzel Washington’s daughter is a junior at Yale. He visited last year to give a Master’s Tea for her residential college. Nice try.
October 10th, 2008 at 4:16 am
She’s been around Brown this week too…a couple of friends said they saw her walking around with a friend who goes here.
October 10th, 2008 at 11:32 am
If JoJo gets into Harvard, I’m tearing up my degree.
October 10th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Who goes to Harvard to party???
October 11th, 2008 at 3:29 am
^ agreed.
They come to cornell =.=;;
October 11th, 2008 at 7:38 am
@@ace22: Acing the A-levels isn’t impressive at all, really. In fact, they recently added a new ‘A*’ grade because more people were getting perfect scores than the number of places available at Oxbridge haha (that’s why I came to America).
October 11th, 2008 at 9:06 am
katie couric was at princeton last week with her daughter. saw her chilling in the way back of an admissions tour. she is tiny and exactly the same in person.
October 11th, 2008 at 9:43 am
Katie Couric’s daughter is fugly!
October 12th, 2008 at 2:39 am
She came to Brown too!
October 14th, 2008 at 1:46 am
ughhh you’re all ridiculous, she’s smart enough, she’s qualified, get over it.
AND SHE WILL COME TO BROWN.
October 21st, 2008 at 12:44 am
^ Yeah, she’s smart enough and qualified … just like thousands of other rejected applicants.
December 30th, 2008 at 7:33 am
H’11 – there’s always been more straight A’s than places at Oxbridge. They take people on more than a ‘perfect’ grade score.
February 13th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
If I was her Dad or Mum I would prefer her to be a lot safer and closer to home. There are British universities – she should be able to get accepted. Lots of parents would be extremely worried to send a child that far away from home to study unnecessarily. If you google “student shot” the first 12 pages are all in America. I don’t think they realise.
March 8th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
shes probably dumb as hell.