Daily Princetonian Satisfies No One, Least of All the Department of Labor, Which is Auditing Their Ass
Oh yes, this just in: the Daily Princetonian is (allegedly!) being audited by the New Jersey Department of Labor. According to our anonymous source, an incriminating and highly contraband email from the Prince’s tax guy, and our nose for scandal, it is SO on. DOL vs. the Daily Princetonian. And we’re taking bets.
Intrepid journalists that we are, Ivygate decided to contact the Prince for their side of the story. After a week of emails unanswered, phone calls dodged, futile attempts to leave a voice mail in their filled capacity box, and a bevy of confused business office lackeys who promised to “pass on our message,” Ivygate finally heard back from the Business Manager at the Prince. What he said: “no comment”. What we heard: “damn you, Ivygate, how did you guess?”
Don't concern yourselves with our seeming omniscience, Daily Princetonian. Just make sure that all of you who were issued a 1099 from the paper for 2007 have your stories straight, and your contraband hidden in your hollowed out textbooks.
And as for you, readers, we'll let you know how this scandal plays out.
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October 29th, 2008 at 12:19 am
why hasn’t the prince covered this?
October 29th, 2008 at 12:27 am
The Daily Princetonian regrets the error
October 29th, 2008 at 9:58 am
So what’s the scandal? What’s the email say? We want to know, dammit.
October 29th, 2008 at 11:02 am
I feel sorry for them. They’re already a shitty paper and now this?
October 29th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
They don’t pay their staff to begin with. It’s volunteer students. What taxes are there to dispute?
October 29th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
They sell ads and I think at least the EIC gets paid — the number I heard was around $10,000.
October 29th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
all the editors get paid. perhaps if they started deducting pay for every correction they had to make, things would improve over there
October 30th, 2008 at 1:20 am
why do they get paid? nobody from any other campus organizations gets paid. the officers for the juggling club don’t get paid.
also, i perused the yale daily news and the daily crimson and neither have writing that seems significantly better than the prince.
November 3rd, 2008 at 1:16 pm
This is news the Prince should have reported immediately.
November 10th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
I’ve been trying to comment on Prince articles demanding that they cover a state investigation of their own newspaper. Unsurprisingly, my comments are deleted as soon as they are posted.
What are you hiding, Prince???