Apparently a diamond really is forever, because we all tried our hardest (or at least I did) to forget about Matt DiPasquale (Harvard ’09), his flaccid dong, and most of all his porno mag "Diamond," but it just isn’t going away.  The Harvard Voice recently published a series of candid interviews with DiPasquale and his never-actually-topless-vixen Fiona.

It turns out that DiPasquale had originally gazed toward the future of Harvard porn and imagined his baby to be bigger, grander, and…featuring a nekkid Teaching Fellow.

Choice quotes from the interviews, after the jump.

From The Voice:

Last year, rumors were circulating around campus that you had asked a TF to pose for the magazine. Would you like to comment on that?
Last semester after section one day, while we were leaving class, she told me how she thought the magazine was really cool and expressed interest in it. I asked her if she wanted to be in it. She politely declined. I had to deal with a lot of no’s before finding interested models. It’s like the bible says: “Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you” (Matthew 7:7)

Um, I don't think the Bible meant the sort of warm, wet opening upon which DiPasquale envisioned himself knocking.  And, actually, there was a bit of miscommunication concerning the bounty of (clothed) boobs which DiPasquale was fortunate to receive:

According to Fiona, Matt Di Pasquale approached her in May, asking if she wanted to be in a relationship/dating magazine analogous to a men’s version of Cosmopolitan... He offered her $200 compensation for her time. Since he offered to give all the photographs and allow her to not only control the clothes she wore but also which pictures actually appeared in the magazine, she figured she had nothing to lose.

Poor Fiona!  We can only imagine that she felt as manipulated and confused as Miley Cyrus did after her photo shoot for Vanity Fair.  Anyway, let us return to DiPasquale's interview for one more gem (diamond?) of wisdom:

A lot of people say that Harvard girls aren’t attractive. What’s your opinion on that?
Whatever you focus on you’re going to notice a lot, I learned this in positive psychology. Whatever you focus on you’ll see...

Well, we're going to focus very hard on making Diamond Magazine disappear, now. We'll focus on transforming leering, creepy Matt DiPasquale back into a quiet 13-year-old masturbating silently in the front of the computer, instead of a Harvard senior soliciting innocent girls on Facebook to take their clothes off, and terrorizing the dating world with his Biblical rationale and, um, splooge that "tastes like unripe bananas."