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Ragtime September 26, 2008: Would You Put Lipstick on a Live Bear?

by Dan Haley | September 26, 2008 at 11:42 am

Brown: “In years past, live bears were brought to athletic events. But one of the bears died due to indigestion.”
Brown: There might not be too many finance jobs this year.
Columbia: Court rules against remaining Manhattanville resident, in favor of giant university.
Cornell: Administration tracking student internet activity.
Penn: Philly officially worst city ever.
Penn: Palin supporters urged to join motorcade.
Princeton: In response to a loss of confidence, Nassau Weekly looks to WPRB for bailout.
Harvard: Panel will pontificate about market crisis.
Dartmouth: Bizarre tug-of-war between alums and administration continues.
Yale: Community will not tolerate flying of Mexican flag.

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3 Responses to “Ragtime September 26, 2008: Would You Put Lipstick on a Live Bear?”

Stolen Keggy Says:
September 26th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Damn right we shouldn’t tolerate flying the Mexican flag!! Go back to your own country.
milken Says:
September 26th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
ALEX!!!
morgan (stanley?) Says:
September 27th, 2008 at 3:08 am
http://thedartmouth.com/2008/09/26/mirror/overheard/

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