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Ragtime September 2, 2008: The Triumphant Return!

by Maureen O'Connor | September 2, 2008 at 2:09 pm

Columbia: Welcome to college, freshmen! Here is 800 words on how miserable you are about to become.
Cornell: “Angry minorities” riot, Scandinavian chick bakes cookies
Dartmouth: Ever notice how sex-positive and safe-sex exercises turn into frat stunts at some point?
Penn: Actually, they don’t give a damn about your advice. They’re just humoring you until you buy them booze
Yale: New provost sports dazzling mustache, enjoys bluegrass
Yale: Confine the flickerings of that yearning heart to “favorite quotes,” please.

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One Response to “Ragtime September 2, 2008: The Triumphant Return!”

Reason Says:
September 2nd, 2008 at 2:58 pm
While freshman “orientation” is going on – a topical article on the campus rape myth (including the famed one-in-four statistic), much bandied about by the PC administrators.
http://www.city-journal.org/2008/18_1_campus_rape.html

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