Comments on: Keggy the Keg has been Kegnapped!

By: D09

D09 — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:35:49 +0000

Jacko didn’t pull a prank 5 years ago, Keggy really was stolen (and was returned damaged). People just thought they were kidding, like this time.

http://thedartmouth.com/2003/12/10/news/still/

By: D08

D08 — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 12:59:51 +0000

This already happened about 5 years ago. Pictures were taken of Keggy with a black eye and he was returned missing his nose. If this is a joke, it’s lame and unoriginal. I hope Jacko wouldn’t stoop to recycling jokes like that, although that’s probably preferable to the idea of someone actually kidnapping our beloved mascot with any malicious intent.

By: Penn Quaker

Penn Quaker — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 05:55:26 +0000

a few long seasons ago, my beloved body was stolen by some Brown kleptos and tortured for all of youtube to see.

don’t be surprised if the same has happened to the keg.

By: columbia '07

columbia '07 — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:47:17 +0000

Well I speak on behalf of all Americans, perhaps even the entire world, when I say that this is a tragedy of epic fucking proportions. Besides perhaps the Stanford Tree, Keggy is the coolest and drunkest mascot in the academy. I hope you are found safe and sound and that whoever is responsible goes to jail.

By: dmouth09

dmouth09 — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:46:35 +0000

Well, seeing as we have a summer term…