In Which We Re-Authorize Anonymous Comments
Ivy League trolls, state school moles, and christianarchisti, rejoice! IvyGate’s trademark Anonymous Comment Boards of Doom and Destruction are back! But this time, there is a catch.
First, we reserve the right of Comment Board Omnipotence, which means if your comment has any of the following characteristics:
- Contains personal information like phone numbers, embarrassing middle names, or, ahem, social security numbers
- Is threatening, graphic, or riddled with hate speech
- Annoys me
We will remove it. Commenter executions may be private or public, depending on the relative levity of your offense. You will, however, increase your likelihood of staying on the boards and of us being kind to you by becoming a registered commenter. We promise joy, abundance, and 72 beautiful virgins to every person who registers. Click “Login” at the upper-right corner of the top banner to register yourself and increase your BMOC factor tenfold. Trust us, there is no better pickup line than “You might know me from the internet. I’m orcslayer16 on IvyGate.”
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September 12th, 2008 at 11:20 am
thisrecording?
September 12th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
wait. i’m confused. is or isn’t christianarchisti allowed to post? because he certainly is always both annoying, as well as threatening, graphic and riddled with hate speech, but there is something lovable about a rant about the sodomite bones and the protocols.
September 12th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Thank god for that. I was actually talking to a friend, and he identified me as my screen name. Not good.
Also, means I’m a loser for hanging with people who read this, but whatevs.
September 12th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
hurrah!!
September 12th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Your reference to Islam offends me.
October 16th, 2008 at 2:59 am
Look folks, tarek abdel aleem licked the prophet mohameds asshole after he fucked a kid.