Ragtime: And You Thought Madonna Constantine Knew When a Cause Was Lost…
- Columbia: "'Rooster’s breakfast' is Slovenian slang for 'early morning sex.'"
- Columbia: Madonna Constantine demonstrates inability to cut losses.
- Harvard: Oh Harvard kids, so goddamn worldly.
- Yale: Would you believe these kids and their hats?
- Princeton: Construction workers go overboard trying to take Princeton's gobs of money.
- Dartmouth: "An officer assigned to detail a Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority event at Everything But Anchovies arrested an underage male who brought liquor in a cup to the event." Gin and anchovies -- busted.
- Penn: Hillary Clinton owes everyone money.
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July 17th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
You idiots, the Hillary owes Penn is Mark Penn not UPenn. Seriously, get your facts right!!!
July 17th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
“Penn is one such university.
“They do still owe us some money,” said Ron Ozio, director for media relations at Penn.”
July 18th, 2008 at 12:13 am
Nice, Princeton lad or lass. Either you keen sense of sarcasm is too great for us mortals to understand, or you could use a basic course in reading.
July 18th, 2008 at 9:37 am
@tiger11:
PWND