Natalie Portman in Boyfriend’s New Music Video – Pubic Hair Abounds

by Juli Min | July 23, 2008 at 10:31 pm

Natalie Portman, Harvard ‘03, stars as a princess in her hairy boyfriend Devendra Banhart’s new Bollywood-inspired music video, “Carmensita.”

Do not watch if:

1. you are offended by pubic hair

2. you are offended by cultural inaccuracy

3. you don’t like it when Natalie Portman does that whole i’m so cute and endearing i smile a lot and i’m perfect thing

4. you like Natalie Portman so much that you don’t want to see her turn into an octopus

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7 Responses to “Natalie Portman in Boyfriend’s New Music Video – Pubic Hair Abounds”

  1. Y11 Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 12:06 am

    WTF, Padme?

  2. fourleague Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 12:16 am

    omg, is this supposed to be satire of bollywood? I almost peed my pants!

    lol @ 1:05-1:10

  3. fourleague Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 12:18 am

    3:43 is borderline racist

  4. jazzarini Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 2:50 am

    Hey boys, look what I found on college confidential!!!!!

    Penn is so good!

    Endowment

    Columbia

    Penn

    Cornell

    Dartmouth

    Brown

    Endowment per Capita

    Dartmouth

    Brown

    Penn

    Columbia

    Cornell

    Research Spending

    Penn

    Cornell

    Columbia

    Brown

    Dartmouth

    Historical Prestige (hard to compare these schools on this metric)

    Columbia

    Cornell/Penn

    Dartmouth

    Brown

    Current Prestige (recent Gallup surveys, other alumni group surveys)

    (plus hard to compare these schools on this metric)

    Penn

    Columbia

    Cornell

    Brown

    Dartmouth

    Quality of Grad Programs (this is where the prestige really comes from)

    Penn (really a HUGE biomedical complex with top 3 bschool, top 7 law school and top 10 humanities program attached to it)

    Columbia (top humanities professional schools, top 15 in sciences, top 8 in arts, top 10 in humanities, top 5 law, top 10 business – solid across the board)

    Cornell (tops in sciences and engineering, strong humanities)

    Brown (humanities, good teaching medical school)

    Dartmouth (not as strong as the others)

    Overall Relative Ranking based on the above

    1 Penn

    1.5 Columbia

    2 Cornell

    6 Brown

    8 Dartmouth

  5. jazzarini Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 2:51 am

    You can tell that I’m smart because I remembered to put in line breaks.

  6. WilhelmtheYounger Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 6:23 am

    what is this, porno for prefrosh? Also, fourleague, it’s not racist if it’s satire, and I’m pretty sure it’s satire.

  7. hindu Says:
    October 5th, 2008 at 8:18 am

    Natalie i want you to remove your album from the market soon…
    otherwise you will suffer alot
    U will die with lot of suffering and you r really bitch to insults our gods like this….
    I hope god’s punishes very toughly….
    you kutti saali harami…..