Spring (err, Summer Solstice) Cleaning!

Some great tips came in over the interim, and we’re cleaning out the ol’ inbox.

Surprise! Not all of the Harvard class of ‘08 is into finance. Some of them are even abandoning Wall Street salaries for public interest careers.

And if you want the public interested in you, your Ivy degree opens up more doors than you ever imagined. This 60-year-old phone sex operator got her B.A. from Columbia. Reach for the stars, kids.

This dashing young fellow is Lukasz Zbylut, and he got in to more Ivies than you did. In fact, with a weighted 104.7 average, he got in to all seven that he applied for, bypassing only Brown. Stare at his adorable face and know that one day he will be your benevolent overlord.

Harvard’s class of 2003 is doing pretty darn well for itself. Its five-year reunion hosted such lustrous alumni as Natalie Portman and sexy newspaper mogul Jared Kushner. 28 alumni are worth over $5 million, but even better, thirteen percent have had over nine sexual partners since graduation.

This is probably old news for our more stylish readers, but the Sartorialist visited Yale and Columbia this spring. Some of the pictures just came out in the June issue of GQ (and one of our friends is featured, so watch the slideshow).

The Man is trying to kill the free exchange of gossip! Oh noes! New Jersey is trying to shut down do-it-yourself gossip sites like juicycampus.com. Let’s hope they go after Gossip Geek next.

-NINA SHIELD AND CHARLETON LAMB

One Response to “Spring (err, Summer Solstice) Cleaning!”

  1. Around the Ivy League Says:

    [...] Harvard grads who’ve spurned Wall Street in favor of public interest careers. Read it all at IvyGate. Spread the Love: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and [...]

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