A Different Kind of Tutor at Penn
Apparently, someone who goes to Penn actually knows how to talk to Girls. And he's willing to teach! Steve "Danger" Dingley, Penn '08, has been labeled "Philly's Own Love Guru," but I sincerely hope his services are better than that awful movie.
Steve charges $40 a session to coach hapless Penn students who are awkward with women and turn them into hapless Penn students who are less awkward with women. This is a good idea!
From what I know about him (nothing) he doesn't seem all that sleazy, so there's really no downside here. In fact, more people should be doing their part to protect the world from socially inept nerds.
A preemptive note to his haters: you're just mad because he's making money! Stop hating!
After the jump, a more revealing photo of the love guru and a testimonial from one of his clients that shows he can help with even the "smallest" problems.
The testimonial [via Philebrity]
Steve,
Thank you so much. For all these people above that have bad things to say about this true hero of men, consider this: I was born with a curse of sorts…a very small, well, member. It was always a problem in dating, and i was laughed at rather than laid quite a bit. Steve taught me to look past that, and i was able to sleep with a girl who i previously would have thought was entirely out of my league. This man is a true master of this specific art, and I am truly blessed to have had him in my life.
Thank you, Steve.
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