One Last Bonesmen Bash
We didn’t want you to go on summer break without first knowing which Yalies got into those fantabulous secret societies! Like, your entire summer would be ruined! Sure, that first Skull and Bones list we posted was a total fake-out (only one correct name in the end!) – but who really cared? Here are the society lists, forealz.
We wish these kids the best. As long as the new members of Scroll and Key and Skull and Bones and Wolf’s Head don’t paint their theses with the blood of aborted fetuses, or make giant swastikas out of snow, or construct giant penises out of Christmas lights, or have enormous flame-wars with their gay lovers on our comment boards, or go to war in Iraq because they’re “deciders,” they’re fine by us.
After the jump: the not-so-secret society lists in full.
Jarrad Aguirre
Jeff Brown
Becca Dinerstein
Brian Earp
Charles Gariepy
Maggie Goodlander
Daniel Graves
Andrew Mangino
Luis Medina
Diana Mellon
Rachel Plattus
Aditi Ramakrishnan
Ben Solarz
Sofia Solomon
Madeleine Udell
Wolf’s Head
Rosie Avila
Laura Bennett
Emilia Crespo
Kate Gasner
Casey Gerald
Kristian Henderson
Florence Kwo
Joe Kye
Michael Losak
Zachary Marks
Luke Murphy
Marshall Pailet
Helen Resor
Stefan Schropp
Steven Sherrill
Alexandra Trow
Skull and Bones
Lillian Chen
Zachary DeWitt
Jarrett Drake
Lucineida Fonseca
Taylor Giffen
Mikaela Honhongva
Kezia Kamenetz
Steven Kochevar
Emily Morell
Christina Person
Alex Righi
Rachel Sam
Aniket Shah
Francisco Vieyra
Kensho Watanabe
