Ragtime April 4, 2008: Larry Craig on Yale and Metaphors Involving Feet
Cornell: "People, I have had so much sex this week that I'm fairly certain some sort of anatomical disaster is about to occur; maybe a vaginal prolapse, a desensitized clitoris or, conceivably, death."- Dartmouth: "Let's be honest, we don't only party harder than the rest of our Ivy bretheren, we laugh harder too."
- Harvard: Yes Harvard, we know that you have the lowest acceptance rate in the country.
- Penn: More crime.
- Yale: Senator Larry Craig, of bathroom tapping fame, criticizes Yale's carbon footprint.
--James Yu
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April 7th, 2008 at 9:21 am
You go there, Cornell turbo-slut!
April 7th, 2008 at 11:01 am
“Let’s be honest, we don’t only party harder than the rest of our Ivy bretheren, we laugh harder too.”–awkward phrasing, and misspelled.
April 9th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
I love the Bedroom Eyes column.