Ragtime April 15, 2008: Please Stop Shitting on Barnard
- Brown: How many times must a man turn his head...
- Cornell: A campus winery!
- Columbia: A brand new effort to prevent Columbia kids from shitting on "ditzy Barnard girls."
- Penn: Proud members of the Colbert Nation!
- Princeton: "I totally got raped by my history test."
- Harvard: "And while it may seem futile and even self-indulgent to sit uncomfortably in an armchair in William James feeling guilty, the opportunity for honest confrontation of our privilege as Harvard undergraduates will prove worthwhile as long as it informs future interactions with those that might not share in the same advantage."
- Yale: Check out "Yale Decides 2008" - it's a parody but without the self-knowledge!
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April 15th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
check out ned fulmer’s editorial in the YDN today.
April 15th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
ned fulmer is an insanely huge douchebag
-meathead athlete
April 15th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Nice to know that other schools have lurkers outside their ABPs too!
April 16th, 2008 at 12:34 am
did that michael collins kid really get that offended by the rape phrase?! what virgin ears, it’s a JOKE, and in the dictionary for its figurative use in that perfectly acceptable sense. grow up.
April 16th, 2008 at 12:50 am
see i always make sure people know i’m joking. i’m always like ‘oh, that’s totally gay. not gay like homosexual but gay like bad.’
April 16th, 2008 at 1:35 am
So you would use ‘gay’ if you get Gypped? Well, I guess that’s OK since you explain the joke. Carry on!
April 17th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
What kind of a douche calls out his friend in front of a group of friends with something like, “Isn’t there a better expression to use than rape?”
And why would you be “stunned” and “divorced from any semblance of reality” by him saying it’s just a joke?
And then he asks, “at what point did rape… become fodder for bad jokes?”
Sir, your naivete and sanctimony sicken me.