Ragtime April 15, 2008: Please Stop Shitting on Barnard

- Brown: How many times must a man turn his head...
- Cornell: A campus winery!
- Columbia: A brand new effort to prevent Columbia kids from shitting on “ditzy Barnard girls.“
- Penn: Proud members of the Colbert Nation!
- Princeton: “I totally got raped by my history test.”
- Harvard: “And while it may seem futile and even self-indulgent to sit uncomfortably in an armchair in William James feeling guilty, the opportunity for honest confrontation of our privilege as Harvard undergraduates will prove worthwhile as long as it informs future interactions with those that might not share in the same advantage.”
- Yale: Check out “Yale Decides 2008″ – it’s a parody but without the self-knowledge!
