Nothing Like an Internet Scandal for Finding Out How Many Enemies You Have
Ever since full names broke in the scandal we shall henceforth call Skullfucked: The Akash Maharaj and Victor Cazares Story, we’ve gotten a tsunami-force wave of tips evaluating the boys’ relative worth and/or loathsomeness. Consensus seems to be that Akash is sketchy but super smart and kinda cute. Were it not for that whole felony thing, he’d be a catch!
On the other hand, Victor (at right) has more enemies than Wharton has douchebags. Gawker published a damning email about Victor with several redactions; since we got a nearly identical email, we’re guessing the missing parts are those featuring the breathless retelling of sexual encounters of such graphic and character-assassinating proportions that even Gawker won’t touch it. When your enemies are more ruthless than Gawker is, you know you’re in trouble.
A brief compendium of Skullfucked rumors:
victor cazares used akash throughout their relationship so that akash would buy him food (every day), clothes, books, train tickets etc. victor even stopped going in regularly to his job at la casa (the latino cultural center at yale) because he expected akash to take care of him.
victor did indeed claim to destroy akash’s belongings and the yale police have the email and have advised akash to seek monetary compensation by suing victor in civil court. it is unclear though whether victor actually destroyed his ex’s belongings or whether he was just lying so he could steal them. … last i heard, akash was trying to press charges against victor for larceny and criminal mischief (regarding his belongings)
Both boys have blocked each other from their respective facebook profiles but there are still wall to wall messages that mutual “friends” like myself can view. It’s fascinating how early in the relationship VICTOR seemed like the obsessive one, posting comments on Akash’s wall over and over within seconds of each comment. … It seems as if over time, Victor became more secure and then Akash went crazy. But in the beginning it was the reverse.
After the jump: Wall posts for Akash, with love from Victor. We discover that “Babel” is overrated and that Trader Joe’s is the market of choice for depraved Yalies.
Our tipster either doesn’t have Akash’s posts, or only cares about Victor. We like to imagine the missing parts consist of “Nah, I don’t feel like food-shopping. Want to shop for fake identities instead?” and “Why are we conducting an entire relationship via wallposts? Does the Skull & Bones tomb have bad cell service or something?” At least we know that new Facebook chat thing will be well-used.
The most astounding thing about these messages is how sweet and very normal they are, mere months before the relationship imploded and each man supposedly became the other’s saboteur and archnemesis. Oh, young love! Nothing like a little infatuation to blind you to the rapidly approaching precision-guided missile aimed directly at your forehead.
Victor Cazares wrote
at 5:29pm on March 20th, 2007
i know i’m going to call you about this later, but i thought i’d post it on your wall: i’m going to trader joe’s with candy, val, anila and candy’s friend in a five passenger car soon.Victor Cazares wrote
at 5:29pm on March 20th, 2007
do you need anything?Victor Cazares wrote
at 5:29pm on March 20th, 2007
soda? fruit? candy?Victor Cazares wrote
at 5:30pm on March 20th, 2007
hmmm this wall posting is taking longer than i thought….Victor Cazares wrote
at 5:30pm on March 20th, 2007
i am by no means marking territoryVictor Cazares wrote
at 5:30pm on March 20th, 2007
i started watching babel…
and turned it off at minute 14Victor Cazares wrote
at 5:30pm on March 20th, 2007
cate is just so fucking annoying.
The next day, Victor returns to “Babel” and plans a study date with Akash:
Victor Cazares wrote
at 2:26pm on March 21st, 2007
ok. so i’m at minute 25 of babel…I’m thinking about stopping. it’s a paint by numbers movie. “they look
