Nothing Like an Internet Scandal for Finding Out How Many Enemies You Have

Nothing Like an Internet Scandal for Finding Out How Many Enemies You HaveEver since full names broke in the scandal we shall henceforth call Skullfucked: The Akash Maharaj and Victor Cazares Story, we’ve gotten a tsunami-force wave of tips evaluating the boys’ relative worth and/or loathsomeness. Consensus seems to be that Akash is sketchy but super smart and kinda cute. Were it not for that whole felony thing, he’d be a catch!

On the other hand, Victor (at right) has more enemies than Wharton has douchebags. Gawker published a damning email about Victor with several redactions; since we got a nearly identical email, we’re guessing the missing parts are those featuring the breathless retelling of sexual encounters of such graphic and character-assassinating proportions that even Gawker won’t touch it. When your enemies are more ruthless than Gawker is, you know you’re in trouble.

A brief compendium of Skullfucked rumors:

victor cazares used akash throughout their relationship so that akash would buy him food (every day), clothes, books, train tickets etc. victor even stopped going in regularly to his job at la casa (the latino cultural center at yale) because he expected akash to take care of him.

victor did indeed claim to destroy akash’s belongings and the yale police have the email and have advised akash to seek monetary compensation by suing victor in civil court. it is unclear though whether victor actually destroyed his ex’s belongings or whether he was just lying so he could steal them. … last i heard, akash was trying to press charges against victor for larceny and criminal mischief (regarding his belongings)

Both boys have blocked each other from their respective facebook profiles but there are still wall to wall messages that mutual “friends” like myself can view. It’s fascinating how early in the relationship VICTOR seemed like the obsessive one, posting comments on Akash’s wall over and over within seconds of each comment. … It seems as if over time, Victor became more secure and then Akash went crazy. But in the beginning it was the reverse.

After the jump: Wall posts for Akash, with love from Victor. We discover that “Babel” is overrated and that Trader Joe’s is the market of choice for depraved Yalies.

Our tipster either doesn’t have Akash’s posts, or only cares about Victor. We like to imagine the missing parts consist of “Nah, I don’t feel like food-shopping. Want to shop for fake identities instead?” and “Why are we conducting an entire relationship via wallposts? Does the Skull & Bones tomb have bad cell service or something?” At least we know that new Facebook chat thing will be well-used.

The most astounding thing about these messages is how sweet and very normal they are, mere months before the relationship imploded and each man supposedly became the other’s saboteur and archnemesis. Oh, young love! Nothing like a little infatuation to blind you to the rapidly approaching precision-guided missile aimed directly at your forehead.

Victor Cazares wrote
at 5:29pm on March 20th, 2007
i know i’m going to call you about this later, but i thought i’d post it on your wall: i’m going to trader joe’s with candy, val, anila and candy’s friend in a five passenger car soon.

Victor Cazares wrote
at 5:29pm on March 20th, 2007
do you need anything?

Victor Cazares wrote
at 5:29pm on March 20th, 2007
soda? fruit? candy?

Victor Cazares wrote
at 5:30pm on March 20th, 2007
hmmm this wall posting is taking longer than i thought….

Victor Cazares wrote
at 5:30pm on March 20th, 2007
i am by no means marking territory

Victor Cazares wrote
at 5:30pm on March 20th, 2007
i started watching babel…
and turned it off at minute 14

Victor Cazares wrote
at 5:30pm on March 20th, 2007
cate is just so fucking annoying.

The next day, Victor returns to “Babel” and plans a study date with Akash:

Victor Cazares wrote
at 2:26pm on March 21st, 2007
ok. so i’m at minute 25 of babel…I’m thinking about stopping. it’s a paint by numbers movie. “they look

  • dart07

    Do the people disparaging Victor’s academic merit here know anything about his academic record, or have they simply based their in-depth knowledge of his merit upon seeing a picture of him? As drama school points out, Victor is an incredibly gifted individual. As someone who has read his plays, I’ll vouch for that.

    I really don’t understand why Victor is being portrayed as the villain here. Because he’s in Skull and Bones? The last time I checked, checking someone into a mental institute when they threaten to commit suicide is the right thing to do. So is letting an authority know that someone is storing suspicious personal information for other people on his computer. Sure Akash is charming and bright, but he’s the one who committed the fraud here.

  • dart07

    Do the people disparaging Victor’s academic merit here know anything about his academic record, or have they simply based their in-depth knowledge of his merit upon seeing a picture of him? As drama school points out, Victor is an incredibly gifted individual. As someone who has read his plays, I’ll vouch for that.

    I really don’t understand why Victor is being portrayed as the villain here. Because he’s in Skull and Bones? The last time I checked, checking someone into a mental institute when they threaten to commit suicide is the right thing to do. So is letting an authority know that someone is storing suspicious personal information for other people on his computer. Sure Akash is charming and bright, but he’s the one who committed the fraud here.

  • yale08

    ok dart07, and in that case akash probably needs psychological help. but should he really be charged with larceny for money that went directly to the school?? if someone had paid for yale out of their own pocket, they couldn’t be charged, they would just be kicked out of school for doing what akash is accused of doing. which means he is being charged because he’s poor? outrageous! (and i’m not the only one, the l.a. times said this as well) he also didn’t deserve to have his belongings destroyed (or stolen) by the same boyfriend who abandoned him when he clearly needed psychological help. i know victor must be your boy, so i’m not trying to rag him here, just giving two sides to the story. if even you think akash is “charming and bright” then isn’t all of this a tad bit much? ruining his life and humiliating him in every possible way? how could someone do that to a person they ever claimed to love?

    neither if these boys is evil – and certainly not victor – but i know i wouldn’t want to be with a snitch who showed no compassion at the precise moment I needed it.

    there’s so much that’s sad about this story.

  • yale08

    ok dart07, and in that case akash probably needs psychological help. but should he really be charged with larceny for money that went directly to the school?? if someone had paid for yale out of their own pocket, they couldn’t be charged, they would just be kicked out of school for doing what akash is accused of doing. which means he is being charged because he’s poor? outrageous! (and i’m not the only one, the l.a. times said this as well) he also didn’t deserve to have his belongings destroyed (or stolen) by the same boyfriend who abandoned him when he clearly needed psychological help. i know victor must be your boy, so i’m not trying to rag him here, just giving two sides to the story. if even you think akash is “charming and bright” then isn’t all of this a tad bit much? ruining his life and humiliating him in every possible way? how could someone do that to a person they ever claimed to love?

    neither if these boys is evil – and certainly not victor – but i know i wouldn’t want to be with a snitch who showed no compassion at the precise moment I needed it.

    there’s so much that’s sad about this story.

  • drama school

    yeah, yale08, you’re right. i bet if you discovered that your boyfriend was not in fact a 21-year-old wealthy British citizen as he had told you, but was actually a 26-year-old illegal immigrant from Trinidad and Tobago who threatened to kill you and stole his friends social security and credit card numbers, you would stay with him no questions asked.

    victor didn’t ruin askash’s life or humiliate him. he did that to himself along with the yale daily news. if victor had wanted to humiliate him and ruin his life, he could have gone to the new york times last may when he first discovered Akash’s web of lies and it would have been national news a year ago.

  • drama school

    yeah, yale08, you’re right. i bet if you discovered that your boyfriend was not in fact a 21-year-old wealthy British citizen as he had told you, but was actually a 26-year-old illegal immigrant from Trinidad and Tobago who threatened to kill you and stole his friends social security and credit card numbers, you would stay with him no questions asked.

    victor didn’t ruin askash’s life or humiliate him. he did that to himself along with the yale daily news. if victor had wanted to humiliate him and ruin his life, he could have gone to the new york times last may when he first discovered Akash’s web of lies and it would have been national news a year ago.

  • pity

    From the way some of Victor’s friends carry on, I’d think he was the return of the Messiah cum playwright (cum cum eater, but I digress). A veritable Great White Hope, albeit Latino.
    You theater spazzes truly are drama queens: you take every remark as a world-shattering attack. If he is that superb a playwright, do you need to defend him from anonymous commenters? Really? It just makes you look insecure.

  • pity

    From the way some of Victor’s friends carry on, I’d think he was the return of the Messiah cum playwright (cum cum eater, but I digress). A veritable Great White Hope, albeit Latino.
    You theater spazzes truly are drama queens: you take every remark as a world-shattering attack. If he is that superb a playwright, do you need to defend him from anonymous commenters? Really? It just makes you look insecure.

  • yale08

    exactly pity! thank you! i’ve actually seen some of this guy’s work and he’s certalinly talented but he lacks discipline in a lot of areas. there are moments and scenes of real beauty but he seems to lack the ability to make real CHOICES in his writing. that of course will probably come with time and like i said, his indeed talented, but will you guys please calm down and get over yourselves? greatest playwright of our generation is a laughable hyperbole.

    and to the other poster who asked, unless victor himself was lying to akash and others, he is apparently a B/C student and his GPA isn’t that great. but then i guess i’d be too lazy to do my schoolwork too if i had a boyfriend buying me things all the time…

  • yale08

    exactly pity! thank you! i’ve actually seen some of this guy’s work and he’s certalinly talented but he lacks discipline in a lot of areas. there are moments and scenes of real beauty but he seems to lack the ability to make real CHOICES in his writing. that of course will probably come with time and like i said, his indeed talented, but will you guys please calm down and get over yourselves? greatest playwright of our generation is a laughable hyperbole.

    and to the other poster who asked, unless victor himself was lying to akash and others, he is apparently a B/C student and his GPA isn’t that great. but then i guess i’d be too lazy to do my schoolwork too if i had a boyfriend buying me things all the time…

  • yale 08

    oh and drama school, first of all, akash is not an illegal immigrant (he has a green card) so i don’t know why you all keep perpetuating that thoroughly bigoted remark. as if being an illegal alien were a sin in itself? HA! seems like you picked up nothing from the “great writing” from the “great playwright” whose balls you’re obviously sucking. isn’t victor’s work all about the porous boundaries between borders, immigration rights etc? or is that something he and his friends only talk about when it’s cool to do so? secondly, victor only cared about akash’s money which is why he was disappointed to find out that akash wasn’t wealthy even though he didn’t bother to ask about the family’s current situation or what might have happened in past two years to cause a change in their finances. i’m not saying the relationship was good or that victor didn’t have every right to end it (and akash had absolutely no right to threaten suicide as a way to keep him, he should have just let victor go) but let’s not pretend that victor wasn’t interested in using akash for his money (and did exploit him financially throughout the semester).

  • yale 08

    oh and drama school, first of all, akash is not an illegal immigrant (he has a green card) so i don’t know why you all keep perpetuating that thoroughly bigoted remark. as if being an illegal alien were a sin in itself? HA! seems like you picked up nothing from the “great writing” from the “great playwright” whose balls you’re obviously sucking. isn’t victor’s work all about the porous boundaries between borders, immigration rights etc? or is that something he and his friends only talk about when it’s cool to do so? secondly, victor only cared about akash’s money which is why he was disappointed to find out that akash wasn’t wealthy even though he didn’t bother to ask about the family’s current situation or what might have happened in past two years to cause a change in their finances. i’m not saying the relationship was good or that victor didn’t have every right to end it (and akash had absolutely no right to threaten suicide as a way to keep him, he should have just let victor go) but let’s not pretend that victor wasn’t interested in using akash for his money (and did exploit him financially throughout the semester).

  • MD

    I’m good friends with a good friend of Victor’s and I have to say, I never could stand him. He’s pompous and full of himself, and only Yale actors lacking the astute acumen and real refinement of someone with taste (for you idiot actors who are obviously posting here while you jerk off to Victor’s scripts, I just alliterated twice) would think his writing is the second coming. (Though I’m sure he cums when he reads it himself) He’s also pretty selfish and doesn’t really care about the people closest to him. (His bad mouthing and mistreatment of one of his “best friends” is particularly heinous after everything this friend has done for him. Oh yes Victor, everything you’ve said gets back to us!) I never met this roguish rapscallion Akash, but I galloped over to Gawker and well…I’m baffled. Why anyone cute would show any interest in Victor at all is beyond me. And Victor, I’m sure you’re quite happy to have your society swine yes men (and women) fawning all over you, nursing your wounds and rubbing your tummy (and probably supporting you financially) and hey, after reading their spirited defense of you, I could see how a Victor disguised as a Victim could be a very appealing drag show. (If you ever write about something like this, I expect a royalty check…oh but who am I kidding? Your plays won’t sell, good thing you’ve already figured out how to siphon dollars from friends and lovers.) I mean if I didn’t know you at all, I’d almost give you a hug. But since I know you quite well, I also know you are quite capable of hugging yourself.

  • MD

    I’m good friends with a good friend of Victor’s and I have to say, I never could stand him. He’s pompous and full of himself, and only Yale actors lacking the astute acumen and real refinement of someone with taste (for you idiot actors who are obviously posting here while you jerk off to Victor’s scripts, I just alliterated twice) would think his writing is the second coming. (Though I’m sure he cums when he reads it himself) He’s also pretty selfish and doesn’t really care about the people closest to him. (His bad mouthing and mistreatment of one of his “best friends” is particularly heinous after everything this friend has done for him. Oh yes Victor, everything you’ve said gets back to us!) I never met this roguish rapscallion Akash, but I galloped over to Gawker and well…I’m baffled. Why anyone cute would show any interest in Victor at all is beyond me. And Victor, I’m sure you’re quite happy to have your society swine yes men (and women) fawning all over you, nursing your wounds and rubbing your tummy (and probably supporting you financially) and hey, after reading their spirited defense of you, I could see how a Victor disguised as a Victim could be a very appealing drag show. (If you ever write about something like this, I expect a royalty check…oh but who am I kidding? Your plays won’t sell, good thing you’ve already figured out how to siphon dollars from friends and lovers.) I mean if I didn’t know you at all, I’d almost give you a hug. But since I know you quite well, I also know you are quite capable of hugging yourself.

  • akash don’t you have things to

    clearly the lat 5-6 posts in the last 30 minutes have been akash’s rapid-fire posts…they all sound the same as the tired defenses from akash, oops i mean his “friends” have been posting here gawker and everywhere else

  • akash don’t you have things to do…probably not

    clearly the lat 5-6 posts in the last 30 minutes have been akash’s rapid-fire posts…they all sound the same as the tired defenses from akash, oops i mean his “friends” have been posting here gawker and everywhere else

  • pity

    Wrong. I’ve never been in New Haven for longer than two days — and that was more than enough, thank you very much. Never known either one of these guys. I just hate reading theater shills emoting about how somebody is the undiscovered Voice of Our Generation or a future Important Person. Grow up. If the next Hemingway were in your class, he wouldn’t talk to you, probably would be out carousing instead of moping, and would have long ago kicked your ass.

    If Victor/Victoria is so important, let him fund an award in his name after he graduated — like that other self-important douche from Harvard.

  • pity

    Wrong. I’ve never been in New Haven for longer than two days — and that was more than enough, thank you very much. Never known either one of these guys. I just hate reading theater shills emoting about how somebody is the undiscovered Voice of Our Generation or a future Important Person. Grow up. If the next Hemingway were in your class, he wouldn’t talk to you, probably would be out carousing instead of moping, and would have long ago kicked your ass.

    If Victor/Victoria is so important, let him fund an award in his name after he graduated — like that other self-important douche from Harvard.

  • drama school

    yeah…yale 08 you know way to much about victor and the way in which he talks about his work to be anyone other than
    a)someone whose worked with him at the drama school–and clearly we’re not talking shit about him since we’re sucking his balls

    b)a close friend–clearly not the case since they wouldn’t be talking shit on ivy gate

    c)akash

    any guesses?

    and I didn’t mean “illegal immigrant” as a denigrating remark…just pointing out that telling someone you’re a British citizen in the U.S. on a student visa is very different from being someone from Trinidad and Tobago here illegally…one of the many lies akash told it seems

  • drama school

    yeah…yale 08 you know way to much about victor and the way in which he talks about his work to be anyone other than
    a)someone whose worked with him at the drama school–and clearly we’re not talking shit about him since we’re sucking his balls

    b)a close friend–clearly not the case since they wouldn’t be talking shit on ivy gate

    c)akash

    any guesses?

    and I didn’t mean “illegal immigrant” as a denigrating remark…just pointing out that telling someone you’re a British citizen in the U.S. on a student visa is very different from being someone from Trinidad and Tobago here illegally…one of the many lies akash told it seems

  • pity

    To be clear: I am not yale08 nor do I know any Yale ’08s. But isn’t it time for an interlude?

    Yo CHRISTIANARCHISTI: What do you have to say about all these whiny theater people complaining while they live like kings off the fat of the land, Amerika, that is the scourge of the earth? Whining to build their spoiled-brat empires on the backs of the world? What is to become of them? (Heh.)

  • pity

    To be clear: I am not yale08 nor do I know any Yale ’08s. But isn’t it time for an interlude?

    Yo CHRISTIANARCHISTI: What do you have to say about all these whiny theater people complaining while they live like kings off the fat of the land, Amerika, that is the scourge of the earth? Whining to build their spoiled-brat empires on the backs of the world? What is to become of them? (Heh.)

  • ha ha ha

    oh please, are we supposed to believe these are real?

  • ha ha ha

    oh please, are we supposed to believe these are real?

  • good job

    posting someone’s SSN’s asshole. the police will be contacted and yes they’ve arrested people for making death threats online, so I’m sure they can find you.

  • good job

    posting someone’s SSN’s asshole. the police will be contacted and yes they’ve arrested people for making death threats online, so I’m sure they can find you.

  • please

    look at the SSN’s idiot, they’re different (i.e. made up). You can’t be arrested for posting someone’s fake SSN.

  • please

    look at the SSN’s idiot, they’re different (i.e. made up). You can’t be arrested for posting someone’s fake SSN.

  • they are real numbers

    I’m calling the police

  • they are real numbers

    I’m calling the police

  • whatever

    Facebook Note

    Victor Cazares wrote
    at 4:55am on March 1st, 2007
    i fucking loved volver. it’s his best film and i’m obsessed with all of them. if i weren’t pissed at ‘your people’ for producing, directing and writing “Water,” I’d be happy you wrote this. But as it is, I’m still so fucking disgusted that I watched Water, read the novelization of Water, read “Shooting Water” or whatever the book her daughter wrote is called, and then sat through a panel of Water–and then the movie was nominated instead of Volver. Everyone should learn to let Almodovar deal with women mourning their men and not try to do it themselves. Have you seen dark habits? You must. You simply must.
    And i’m sorry I’m rambling. I’m totally kidding about ‘your people’ being responsible. It’s just deepa that’s responsible. And the Sri Lankan government. And I guess the Indian sub continent as a whole. and canada. there are so many people to blame.
    i can’t get to them all.

  • whatever

    Facebook Note

    Victor Cazares wrote
    at 4:55am on March 1st, 2007
    i fucking loved volver. it’s his best film and i’m obsessed with all of them. if i weren’t pissed at ‘your people’ for producing, directing and writing “Water,” I’d be happy you wrote this. But as it is, I’m still so fucking disgusted that I watched Water, read the novelization of Water, read “Shooting Water” or whatever the book her daughter wrote is called, and then sat through a panel of Water–and then the movie was nominated instead of Volver. Everyone should learn to let Almodovar deal with women mourning their men and not try to do it themselves. Have you seen dark habits? You must. You simply must.
    And i’m sorry I’m rambling. I’m totally kidding about ‘your people’ being responsible. It’s just deepa that’s responsible. And the Sri Lankan government. And I guess the Indian sub continent as a whole. and canada. there are so many people to blame.
    i can’t get to them all.

  • another facebook note

    Victor Cazares wrote
    at 4:55am on March 1st, 2007
    and i’ve totally invited you to parties to come hang out and get to know you as a fellow morse transfer and you’ve totally rejected me.

    Victor Cazares wrote
    at 4:56am on March 1st, 2007
    and i take responsibility for alberto gonzalez. he’s my fault.

  • another facebook note

    Victor Cazares wrote
    at 4:55am on March 1st, 2007
    and i’ve totally invited you to parties to come hang out and get to know you as a fellow morse transfer and you’ve totally rejected me.

    Victor Cazares wrote
    at 4:56am on March 1st, 2007
    and i take responsibility for alberto gonzalez. he’s my fault.

  • truth

    Victor has had the biggest crushes on David Shieh and Noah Perez-Silverman, NEITHER of whom were ever interested in him. Noah finds Raj Persaud far more interesting, and “isn’t physically attracted to Victor.”

  • truth

    Victor has had the biggest crushes on David Shieh and Noah Perez-Silverman, NEITHER of whom were ever interested in him. Noah finds Raj Persaud far more interesting, and “isn’t physically attracted to Victor.”

  • illegal immigrants

    and i’m surprised his friends have such negative views on “illegal aliens” when Victor’s own mother had an affair with an illegal Mexican immigrant who was then deported.

  • illegal immigrants

    and i’m surprised his friends have such negative views on “illegal aliens” when Victor’s own mother had an affair with an illegal Mexican immigrant who was then deported.