Cornell Men’s Hockey Team Extremely Comfortable With Its Sexuality
Since upstate New York is the one place where hockey players are kind of a big deal, Cornell's men's hockey team kindly offers its star power to a Cornell Senior Prom ad featuring a fully choreographed locker room rendition of N'Sync hit "Bye Bye Bye." Though sadly lacking shower scenes- and I'm still not sure whether that soulpatch is part of the costume or in earnest- there's much lifting of shirts, stroking of abs, and awkward shimmying of shoulders, which is good enough for me.



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April 11th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
I’m a heterosexual male, and well, this is kind of hot. But then again, I am from Upstate.
April 11th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
This thing goes on way, too long. It was cool for a minute.
April 11th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
seriously, this is why Cornell competes for the bottom rung of the Ivies. Video is way to f-ing long and the amusement is gone after the first 30 seconds. What a missed opportunity. Only Cornell can take a funny idea and turn it into sheer lameness.
April 11th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
really? THIS is why Cornell competes for the bottom of rung on the ivy league? There aren’t any other reason? Well I hope someone deletes this thing then.
April 11th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
yet another example of why cornell is the crippled, retarded, bastard-child of the ivy league that you try to pretend doesn’t exist…hence, it’s placement in the middle of nowhere.
April 12th, 2008 at 12:31 am
Better inexplicable school placement in the middle of nowhere than inexplicable apostrophe placement. Yes, that was a grammar potshot. Yes, I’m ashamed.
April 12th, 2008 at 1:10 am
ivy leaguer, consider yourself redeemed. Cornell GS ‘10, however, has failed to grasp that yes, there *are* another reason for Cornell’s place at the bottom of the heap.
Don’t worry too much about it. Like everyone else, you’re still above hahvahd.
April 12th, 2008 at 11:59 am
I’m sure they get enough poontang not to have to worry about something like this.
April 12th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Yeah I don’t know what was going on with my typing/grammar above. I was having conniptions trying to get my zinger out.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
i mean, you all have no idea what an ivy league college is. i would probably lock it up if i were you…
April 15th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Agree to disagree.
April 15th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Hottest thing to come out of Cornell men’s hockey since the Abbott twins
April 16th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Dude.. it’s for FUN! They actually have personalities and can laugh at themselves!!!! RELAX!!!! ENJOY LIFE A LITTLE YOU FREAKS!
April 17th, 2008 at 6:47 am
I can’t tell if this is really douchebaggy or really, really hot.
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:05 am
its funny cause they’re thirty
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:06 am
its funny cause they’re thirty
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:44 pm
this is awful because it’s from SLOPE tv, which is the biggest joke in the history of the ivy league.