Cornell Men’s Hockey Team Extremely Comfortable With Its Sexuality

by Maureen O'Connor | April 11, 2008 at 4:19 pm

Since upstate New York is the one place where hockey players are kind of a big deal, Cornell's men's hockey team kindly offers its star power to a Cornell Senior Prom ad featuring a fully choreographed locker room rendition of N'Sync hit "Bye Bye Bye." Though sadly lacking shower scenes- and I'm still not sure whether that soulpatch is part of the costume or in earnest- there's much lifting of shirts, stroking of abs, and awkward shimmying of shoulders, which is good enough for me.

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17 Responses to “Cornell Men’s Hockey Team Extremely Comfortable With Its Sexuality”

  1. Cayuga Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    I’m a heterosexual male, and well, this is kind of hot. But then again, I am from Upstate.

  2. Cornell GS '10 Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    This thing goes on way, too long. It was cool for a minute.

  3. dt Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    seriously, this is why Cornell competes for the bottom rung of the Ivies. Video is way to f-ing long and the amusement is gone after the first 30 seconds. What a missed opportunity. Only Cornell can take a funny idea and turn it into sheer lameness.

  4. Cornell GS '10 Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    really? THIS is why Cornell competes for the bottom of rung on the ivy league? There aren’t any other reason? Well I hope someone deletes this thing then.

  5. ivy leaguer Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 10:13 pm

    yet another example of why cornell is the crippled, retarded, bastard-child of the ivy league that you try to pretend doesn’t exist…hence, it’s placement in the middle of nowhere.

  6. @ivy leaguer Says:
    April 12th, 2008 at 12:31 am

    Better inexplicable school placement in the middle of nowhere than inexplicable apostrophe placement. Yes, that was a grammar potshot. Yes, I’m ashamed.

  7. ivy 05 Says:
    April 12th, 2008 at 1:10 am

    ivy leaguer, consider yourself redeemed. Cornell GS ‘10, however, has failed to grasp that yes, there *are* another reason for Cornell’s place at the bottom of the heap.

    Don’t worry too much about it. Like everyone else, you’re still above hahvahd.

  8. Yale '08 Says:
    April 12th, 2008 at 11:59 am

    I’m sure they get enough poontang not to have to worry about something like this.

  9. Cornell GS '10 Says:
    April 12th, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    Yeah I don’t know what was going on with my typing/grammar above. I was having conniptions trying to get my zinger out.

  10. Princeton 10 Says:
    April 14th, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    i mean, you all have no idea what an ivy league college is. i would probably lock it up if i were you…

  11. Cornell 06 Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    Agree to disagree.

  12. Lynah Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    Hottest thing to come out of Cornell men’s hockey since the Abbott twins

  13. Woot Says:
    April 16th, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    Dude.. it’s for FUN! They actually have personalities and can laugh at themselves!!!! RELAX!!!! ENJOY LIFE A LITTLE YOU FREAKS!

  14. d11 Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 6:47 am

    I can’t tell if this is really douchebaggy or really, really hot.

  15. whoa Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 3:05 am

    its funny cause they’re thirty

  16. whoa Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 3:06 am

    its funny cause they’re thirty

  17. cu Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    this is awful because it’s from SLOPE tv, which is the biggest joke in the history of the ivy league.

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