So, the Columbia GS who wanted the dude to go down on her? Not very shy.
First things first: Jacob extends a half-hearted apology to the dude Angela Rasmussen (C’GS) screwed figuratively but not literally. Ryan Subaran, you might be a totally cool guy; or, you might suck. We really have no idea, because we recently discovered that Angela is batshit crazy.
But at least her blog is fun!
In an email sent yesterday, Razzy thanks us for posting about her and notes,
Just one thing, though. I HATE that picture of me. … I would simply like to humbly propose some alternatives. They are equally ridiculous and certainly don’t qualify as a glamour shot, but I don’t wince every time I look at one of them like my lab photo. Considering I’m totally in love with myself, that says a LOT.
And then she attaches five pictures of herself, three of which feature nudity. Um, hello, strange woman who posts topless pictures of herself on her blog and claims “most men are intimidated by me.” Are you aware that embarrassing nudie pics are usually sent to us by the crazed member of a relationship, not the one claiming righteous indignation? And girl, if there is anything worse than a puple wig, it’s a matching purple mini-toga that reveals your entire right breast. And if there’s anything worse than that? It’s taking a picture of the ensemble, then emailing it to us.
After the jump: Razzy’s five preferred photos and all the rest of the crazy that Jacob somehow missed, probably because he is a man, and for some reason men don’t catch these things until way too late, like when they are lying naked in bed with one and suddenly realize, oh shit. I can’t go down on this girl. She is crazy.
Razzy’s email requesting a photo swap.
From: Angela Rasmussen
Date: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:08:40
To: IvyGate
Subject: pictureHey dudes,
I am so glad this got posted on IvyGate, because today I agreed with Ryan to make him leave me alone that I would remove references from his name as well as aspersions to his professional character on my blog (don’t worry…all the oral sex stuff stays. I just told him I would quit questioning his abilities as a yeast geneticist because of Columbia’s administrative dickery). I’d like to see him try his pathetic threats of a suit on you, since with the whole Aleksey Vayner thing (and I particularly enjoyed the comparison you drew between him and Ryan), you are obviously experts in handling a lunatic doing a lot of legal bluffing, and you guys don’t have to see him huffing and puffing away on a treadmill at your school gym every day. I LOVE it.
Just one thing, though. I HATE that picture of me. It’s two years old and I’ve been bugging my PI ever since to change it, because I seriously look like I stumbled out of an exploding double-wide meth lab in that picture. I don’t care if you put up an unflattering picture of me, and of course I am not making any demands that you remove it. I would simply like to humbly propose some alternatives. They are equally ridiculous and certainly don’t qualify as a glamour shot, but I don’t wince every time I look at one of them like my lab photo. Considering I’m totally in love with myself, that says a LOT.
So…pretty please, change the picture? Or just grab one off my blog.
XOBJBS,
Angie/Razzy
What a minute, “yeast geneticist”? Too… many… vagina jokes… must resist… disgusting humor!
The preferred images:
1. Since the pastie appears to be a Microsoft Paintbrush job, we assume right boob was roaming free in the original?
2. I admit, that chicken looks tasty, and I suppose every family album has at least one of these from the Thanksgiving grandma drank too much wine. Moving along…

3. Another wig? The file name, “itsrazzybitch,” suggests an homage to Britney Spears.

4. Please say there’s alcohol in that beverage, because if it’s really Starbucks iced tea, there is no way to explain this.

5. This one reminds me of a scuba mask. But since she labeled it “suckit,” we assume Razzy intended a different connotation.

More evidence Razzy is not entirely like you and me:
- Razzy compares her would-be-lover to Hitler and Bin Laden. She notes: “This is intended as a humorous commentary of these two and in no way constitutes any implication that Rxxxx and his attorney engage in acts of genocide or terror. It solely illustrates my opinion that they are just two great big assholes.” Yeah, but Razzy? It’s Hitler. You don’t break that out until the second date, at least.
- When Razzy is too lazy to write a post, she substitutes nude pictures.
- The following passage:
I am getting a doctorate from an Ivy League grad school and that bitch is unemployed! I win again and as usual!
Incidents like that anecdotal tale of myself and the sexist woman-hating-woman executive certainly suck, but they are nothing any self-respecting professional bitch should spend her time grousing about. … I need to hurry up and turn 35 so I can show this dumb twat how to really run a presidential campaign. RAZZY 2016!!!!!!
Hopefully all those topless photos will someday usher this “self-respecting professional bitch” to the top.
It is, however, possible that Razzy is not insane, but an insane genius, as she appears to have some bizarro internet 1.0 media empire. Clearly, we will be monitoring razzy.org from now on. If this lady actually gets a PhD from Columbia and goes on to be a professor/researcher/person-of-any-importance-whatsoever… Good lord. We merely ask that she stick to the Ivies so we can follow her batshit nuts-ola forever.




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March 21st, 2008 at 4:25 pm
It’s kind of awesome that nudity is now synonymous with crazy. At least I don’t look fat in any of these pictures. A couple things clarifying the photos I sent you:
1. The pasty was made of spray-painted Band-Aids, and that was my Lil Kim Halloween costume.
2. I was demonstrating skills I acquired at Smith College.
3. Yet another Halloween costume. Indeed it was the legendary Ms. Britney Spears
4. That’s beer in the Starbucks cup.
5. Just proof that sitting on my head is a sure way to get at least a half-assed BJ.
I still would rather have any of these things representing me than that godawful picture of me in lab looking like I took hair tips from Tonya Harding.
March 21st, 2008 at 4:26 pm
maureen, that shot is obviously a lil kim reference… it’s a joke, and just because she’s ok showing skin on the internets doesn’t mean she loses all credibility.
March 21st, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Okay, maybe I look a little fat in picture #3. Oh well. It goes with the Britney outfit.
March 21st, 2008 at 4:59 pm
ericajackson.com
Check out this whack-job GSer
March 21st, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Your craziness comes from your willingness to smear some guy for not giving you oral sex.
Your trashiness comes from your posting your flabby body all over the interwebs.
March 21st, 2008 at 5:34 pm
weird and uncomfortable.
March 21st, 2008 at 7:26 pm
just goes to show that sexism is alive and well. come on guys. the story goes like this: sexually liberated girl wants orgasm. guy wants orgasm. guy expects girl’s services without reciprocation. girl says fuck you and blogs about it without using his name until he turns up at her place of work with threatening verbal attacks. girl prefers to show herself partially nude rather than in housewife atire. people (re: prudes) call her crazy. what gives?
March 21st, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Oh noes! The mean boys are pointing out my craziness, because they’re teh sexist!
March 21st, 2008 at 8:16 pm
this post is especially ironic, since by covering the whole thing you just made ryan subaraman’s name google-able in connection to the whole affair, which is exactly why he started the whole ordeal in the first place.
oh, and his complaint is completely legitimate, posting his name on her site is really fucking weird and (possibly) illegal. your original post on this whole (trivial) affair was clearly poorly researched and heavily slanted in favor of the person you guys now agree is a crazy bitch.
March 21st, 2008 at 9:23 pm
“Puple wig”?
March 21st, 2008 at 9:43 pm
I’m baffled by some of the editorial decisions this site makes. This girl is attention starved and boring. If Ivygate just posts whatever crap people send in then why even have editors when you can just allow the crazy girls and douchebag guys to post for themselves? (oh wait, that’s juicy campus).
March 21st, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Maybe that dude read her blog musings about possibly having HPV and said “um, no thanks, I’d rather lick a stripper pole than touch that!”
March 21st, 2008 at 10:32 pm
I am less comfortable than I was before.
March 21st, 2008 at 11:34 pm
http://www.razzy.org/RazzyBlog/uploaded_images/
March 22nd, 2008 at 12:13 am
the girl is a freaking weirdo. you need psychological help. asap.
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:48 am
Maybe if we were the last two people alive, and there were no sheep. Are there sheep?
March 22nd, 2008 at 6:42 am
http://www.razzy.org/RazzyBlog/uploaded_images/razz4-776615.jpg
March 22nd, 2008 at 9:30 am
where can i get one of those puple wigs?
March 22nd, 2008 at 9:37 am
where can i get one of those puple wigs?
March 22nd, 2008 at 9:42 am
where can i get one of those puple wigs?
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:33 pm
We got the point. Spelling error. Clearly avoidable. Now shut up.
March 23rd, 2008 at 12:22 am
does this fall under your anonymity guarantee??
March 23rd, 2008 at 6:35 pm
this girl is astoundingly unattractive
March 23rd, 2008 at 11:37 pm
this is not worth writing about– nobody gives a fuck about GS students. pick your stories better in the future, IvyGate.
March 24th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
This is so sad.
Though I think most GS students are nothing like this.
March 24th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
here, here. nobody email ivygate since their guarantees are obviously worth less than even a boring post that nobody cares about. way to achieve new lows, editors.
March 24th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
This person is a graduate student, not a student in General Studies. GS at Columbia implies the latter. Ivygate should be more careful with their abbreviations.
March 24th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Does it look like she wants to remain anonymous?
March 24th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Alright, can we please move on? Even a ragtime- anything to get her mug off the front page.
March 25th, 2008 at 2:26 am
Seconded. Seriously, I don’t want to watch any more purple pasties. Please.
March 25th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Maureen, I hate you. Stopping being such a prude cow.
March 25th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
This website sucks.
March 25th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
I’m waiting to see something besides this chick’s ugly-ass body all over my screen.
March 25th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Seriously i am tired of looking at this ugly girl. Go away!! Please, put up something new. It’s been long enough. What the hell is taking so long?
March 25th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
let’s go guys. either post something new or take down the pic.
March 26th, 2008 at 1:03 am
Take down the site.
March 26th, 2008 at 4:08 am
This chick is god-awfully ugly. Please put a new post on the front page.
March 26th, 2008 at 9:38 am
What the hell is going on with this site? It’s not like there’s nothing happening to write about.
1) Harvard announces moratorium on incoming transfers.
2) “The Colbert Report” to film at Penn during the week of the PA primaries.
3) Cornell bumped from NCAAs in first round by Stanford.
4) Yale sued for $50 million over Korean fake degree scandal.
There. I just did half your job. It took me all of three minutes. Now please do the other half.
March 26th, 2008 at 9:54 am
JESUS IVYGATE PLEASE WRITE SOMETHING
March 26th, 2008 at 10:06 am
Even better, the Baker’s Dozen had their entire house ransacked over spring break! Probably just townies, but I’m sure you could spin a conspiracy story or something related the ass-kicking they received in California. Hell, write about Cornell’s federally funded wine program. ANYTHING BUT THIS.
March 26th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Looks like Iyygate has jumped the shark. Or the skank, depending on your point of view.
March 26th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Hmm… Maybe they’ve stopped posting things because so many of their commenters as assholes who constantly criticize them no matter what they post?
March 26th, 2008 at 11:48 am
“as assholes” yalie? as? AS???????!?!?!??
March 28th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Ummm…the purple wig and the matching outfit are an obvious reference to the “Queen Bee” aka, Little Kim.
March 30th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
it takes a special kind of dork to make an interesting story (oral sex, girl with nude hilarious pics) become the most uptight boring blog ever… And the dorkness reaches an entirely different level when she can’t even get the Lil Kim costume! i feel like Im owed apologies for the time I wasted reading this, Im going back to Razzy’s blogs.