So, the Columbia GS who wanted the dude to go down on her? Not very shy.
First things first: Jacob extends a half-hearted apology to the dude Angela Rasmussen (C’GS) screwed figuratively but not literally. Rex, you might be a totally cool guy; or, you might suck. We really have no idea, because we recently discovered that Angela is batshit crazy.
But at least her blog is fun!
In an email sent yesterday, Razzy thanks us for posting about her and notes,
Just one thing, though. I HATE that picture of me. … I would simply like to humbly propose some alternatives. They are equally ridiculous and certainly don’t qualify as a glamour shot, but I don’t wince every time I look at one of them like my lab photo. Considering I’m totally in love with myself, that says a LOT.
And then she attaches five pictures of herself, three of which feature nudity. Um, hello, strange woman who posts topless pictures of herself on her blog and claims “most men are intimidated by me.” Are you aware that embarrassing nudie pics are usually sent to us by the crazed member of a relationship, not the one claiming righteous indignation? And girl, if there is anything worse than a puple wig, it’s a matching purple mini-toga that reveals your entire right breast. And if there’s anything worse than that? It’s taking a picture of the ensemble, then emailing it to us.
After the jump: Razzy’s five preferred photos and all the rest of the crazy that Jacob somehow missed, probably because he is a man, and for some reason men don’t catch these things until way too late, like when they are lying naked in bed with one and suddenly realize, oh shit. I can’t go down on this girl. She is crazy.
Razzy’s email requesting a photo swap.
From: Angela Rasmussen
Date: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:08:40
To: IvyGate
Subject: pictureHey dudes,
I am so glad this got posted on IvyGate, because today I agreed with Ryan to make him leave me alone that I would remove references from his name as well as aspersions to his professional character on my blog (don’t worry…all the oral sex stuff stays. I just told him I would quit questioning his abilities as a yeast geneticist because of Columbia’s administrative dickery). I’d like to see him try his pathetic threats of a suit on you, since with the whole Aleksey Vayner thing (and I particularly enjoyed the comparison you drew between him and Ryan), you are obviously experts in handling a lunatic doing a lot of legal bluffing, and you guys don’t have to see him huffing and puffing away on a treadmill at your school gym every day. I LOVE it.
Just one thing, though. I HATE that picture of me. It’s two years old and I’ve been bugging my PI ever since to change it, because I seriously look like I stumbled out of an exploding double-wide meth lab in that picture. I don’t care if you put up an unflattering picture of me, and of course I am not making any demands that you remove it. I would simply like to humbly propose some alternatives. They are equally ridiculous and certainly don’t qualify as a glamour shot, but I don’t wince every time I look at one of them like my lab photo. Considering I’m totally in love with myself, that says a LOT.
So…pretty please, change the picture? Or just grab one off my blog.
XOBJBS,
Angie/Razzy
What a minute, “yeast geneticist”? Too… many… vagina jokes… must resist… disgusting humor!
The preferred images:
1. Since the pastie appears to be a Microsoft Paintbrush job, we assume right boob was roaming free in the original?
2. I admit, that chicken looks tasty, and I suppose every family album has at least one of these from the Thanksgiving grandma drank too much wine. Moving along…
3. Another wig? The file name, “itsrazzybitch,” suggests an homage to Britney Spears.
4. Please say there’s alcohol in that beverage, because if it’s really Starbucks iced tea, there is no way to explain this.
5. This one reminds me of a scuba mask. But since she labeled it “suckit,” we assume Razzy intended a different connotation.
More evidence Razzy is not entirely like you and me:
- Razzy compares her would-be-lover to Hitler and Bin Laden. She notes: “This is intended as a humorous commentary of these two and in no way constitutes any implication that Rxxxx and his attorney engage in acts of genocide or terror. It solely illustrates my opinion that they are just two great big assholes.” Yeah, but Razzy? It’s Hitler. You don’t break that out until the second date, at least.
- When Razzy is too lazy to write a post, she substitutes nude pictures.
- The following passage:
I am getting a doctorate from an Ivy League grad school and that bitch is unemployed! I win again and as usual!
Incidents like that anecdotal tale of myself and the sexist woman-hating-woman executive certainly suck, but they are nothing any self-respecting professional bitch should spend her time grousing about. … I need to hurry up and turn 35 so I can show this dumb twat how to really run a presidential campaign. RAZZY 2016!!!!!!
Hopefully all those topless photos will someday usher this “self-respecting professional bitch” to the top.
It is, however, possible that Razzy is not insane, but an insane genius, as she appears to have some bizarro internet 1.0 media empire. Clearly, we will be monitoring razzy.org from now on. If this lady actually gets a PhD from Columbia and goes on to be a professor/researcher/person-of-any-importance-whatsoever… Good lord. We merely ask that she stick to the Ivies so we can follow her batshit nuts-ola forever.
