Six Degrees of Eliot Spitzer (and a few professors)

by | March 17, 2008 at 6:05 pm

After this post on the twisted lives of Ivy League power couples, we realized we had a situation on our hands. An L-Word “The Chart” sort of situation, revealing for the first time exactly how close Anne-Marie Slaughter is to Heidi Fleiss, connecting the dots all the way from Larry Summers to Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon, people! That means we win. ivyleaguelovechart.jpg

 
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  • wait

    did charlie sheen actually fuck the same hooker?

  • wait

    did charlie sheen actually fuck the same hooker?

  • D

    I don’t think that Kevin Bacon’s spending a night at here warrants a Dartmouth tag.

  • D

    I don’t think that Kevin Bacon’s spending a night at here warrants a Dartmouth tag.

  • Tim Price

    The whole thing falls apart on the left side. B for effort; C for presentation. You can do better.

  • Tim Price

    The whole thing falls apart on the left side. B for effort; C for presentation. You can do better.

  • Also

    There are a whole lot of missing Columbia connections here too.

  • Also

    There are a whole lot of missing Columbia connections here too.

  • Maureen O’Connor

    @Also: There’s always room for a Chart II. Tell all!

  • Maureen O’Connor

    @Also: There’s always room for a Chart II. Tell all!

  • D

    “at here”? Man, I really am hilarious.

  • D

    “at here”? Man, I really am hilarious.

  • yale10

    I’m so impressed by how consistently unfunny Ivygate is!

  • yale10

    I’m so impressed by how consistently unfunny Ivygate is!

  • @D

    True, but they thought his dad’s teaching at Penn for 40 years was a bit too tenuous, so they went for the self-referential ‘joke.’

  • @D

    True, but they thought his dad’s teaching at Penn for 40 years was a bit too tenuous, so they went for the self-referential ‘joke.’

  • dmouth09

    @wait:
    Yeah, Charlie Sheen apparently fucked the same girl, though he denies it.

  • dmouth09

    @wait:
    Yeah, Charlie Sheen apparently fucked the same girl, though he denies it.

  • @ everybody else

    aw, come on guys–I actually think this is a fun little graphic. :)

  • @ everybody else

    aw, come on guys–I actually think this is a fun little graphic. :)

  • @ @

    @@@@@@!!!!!

  • spitz ‘er

    I’m not sure which is more embarrassing: That Maureen’s attribution has a curlicue ‘y’ and a trailing heart or the “pussy” riff in the lower right corner.

  • @ @

    @@@@@@!!!!!

  • spitz ‘er

    I’m not sure which is more embarrassing: That Maureen’s attribution has a curlicue ‘y’ and a trailing heart or the “pussy” riff in the lower right corner.

  • Tim Price

    The benefits of an Ivy League education, ladies and gentlemen. Witness them in their glory. Fear their wrath.

  • Tim Price

    The benefits of an Ivy League education, ladies and gentlemen. Witness them in their glory. Fear their wrath.

  • christianarchisti

    Their wrath can be held in a thimble, substituting for a condom, to hold that nanoscopic tally whacker you inbreds have evolved into, the electron microscope to find it is the kicker, and you can’t afford it. Your poor peepee must take one heck of a beating from that tweezer set up y’all have to whack off.
    By the way have any of y’all studied Leo Wanta and his Trillion dollar scheme to reorganize the privately owned federal reserve bank ? ivy leaguers are satans favorite little frauds.

  • christianarchisti

    Their wrath can be held in a thimble, substituting for a condom, to hold that nanoscopic tally whacker you inbreds have evolved into, the electron microscope to find it is the kicker, and you can’t afford it. Your poor peepee must take one heck of a beating from that tweezer set up y’all have to whack off.
    By the way have any of y’all studied Leo Wanta and his Trillion dollar scheme to reorganize the privately owned federal reserve bank ? ivy leaguers are satans favorite little frauds.