Six Degrees of Eliot Spitzer (and a few professors)

by Maureen O'Connor | March 17, 2008 at 6:05 pm

After this post on the twisted lives of Ivy League power couples, we realized we had a situation on our hands. An L-Word “The Chart” sort of situation, revealing for the first time exactly how close Anne-Marie Slaughter is to Heidi Fleiss, connecting the dots all the way from Larry Summers to Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon, people! That means we win. ivyleaguelovechart.jpg

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14 Responses to “Six Degrees of Eliot Spitzer (and a few professors)”

  1. Comments wait Says:
    March 17th, 2008 at 9:34 pm

    did charlie sheen actually fuck the same hooker?

  2. Comments D Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 2:51 am

    I don’t think that Kevin Bacon’s spending a night at here warrants a Dartmouth tag.

  3. Comments Tim Price Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 4:34 am

    The whole thing falls apart on the left side. B for effort; C for presentation. You can do better.

  4. Comments Also Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 10:34 am

    There are a whole lot of missing Columbia connections here too.

  5. Comments Maureen O'Connor Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    @Also: There’s always room for a Chart II. Tell all!

  6. Comments D Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    “at here”? Man, I really am hilarious.

  7. Comments yale10 Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    I’m so impressed by how consistently unfunny Ivygate is!

  8. Comments @D Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    True, but they thought his dad’s teaching at Penn for 40 years was a bit too tenuous, so they went for the self-referential ‘joke.’

  9. Comments dmouth09 Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    @wait:
    Yeah, Charlie Sheen apparently fucked the same girl, though he denies it.

  10. Comments @ everybody else Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    aw, come on guys–I actually think this is a fun little graphic. :)

  11. Comments @ @ Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 11:40 pm

    @@@@@@!!!!!

  12. Comments spitz 'er Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 11:40 pm

    I’m not sure which is more embarrassing: That Maureen’s attribution has a curlicue ‘y’ and a trailing heart or the “pussy” riff in the lower right corner.

  13. Comments Tim Price Says:
    March 19th, 2008 at 1:02 am

    The benefits of an Ivy League education, ladies and gentlemen. Witness them in their glory. Fear their wrath.

  14. Comments christianarchisti Says:
    March 19th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    Their wrath can be held in a thimble, substituting for a condom, to hold that nanoscopic tally whacker you inbreds have evolved into, the electron microscope to find it is the kicker, and you can’t afford it. Your poor peepee must take one heck of a beating from that tweezer set up y’all have to whack off.
    By the way have any of y’all studied Leo Wanta and his Trillion dollar scheme to reorganize the privately owned federal reserve bank ? ivy leaguers are satans favorite little frauds.

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