Ragtime March 6, 2008: Ivy League Sex Edition

- Brown: Medical student abuse!
- Columbia: "Buying a vibrator is like buying a blender-always make sure it has a variable speed setting." What's the deal with Ivy League students and their sex toys?
- Cornell: "This girl's chest was ostensibly on its milky way to exposing a bit of her caramel-colored niblets."
- Dartmouth: But I want to kill myself now! I don't have time to wait a month to see a shrink!
- Penn: Hey Chelsea, quit trying to steal the election and go back to your stupid consulting job.
- Princeton: "Will going to the gym affect my libido?"
- Yale: More medical school abuse!




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March 6th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
How is there no picture for the Cornell article? Come on!
March 6th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
There is; the Thursday arts feature has a cover, but it’s usually not online:
http://cornellsun.com/files/2008.03.06.daze_.cover_.small__1.pdf
March 7th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Chelsea’s been at a hedge fund for a while now… Avenue Capital.
March 16th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
OMG Why are people harming med students?