Ragtime March 26, 2008: The alumni group with the creepiest name
- Columbia: In response, Columbia decides to celebrate 1685 founding of Harlem
- Columbia: Luckily, they have superheroes instead of employees, which redeems the entire institution
- Cornell: Girl finds God on airplane; everyone else busy looking for the barf bag
- Dartmouth: Dartmouth Undying eerily reminiscient of Opus Dei
- Penn: Guy attempts break-in to free chick from the Matrix and/or scare the living daylights out of her
- Princeton: Quidditch! (seriously)
- Yale: Korean university gets litigious
Note: Sorry for our brief black-out, readers! Turns out the internet is a “privilege” at Princeton, one easily lost by those watching inordinate amounts of porn– or, you know, attempting to use two computers on a single WiFi account. Word to the wise: Register your devices. PU’s personal-computing Panopticon demands full disclosure.
